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The light bulb colored the room in a weird shade of yellow. It made the whole situation look even sadder than it already was. “So, this is life I guess,” Henry said and sat down.

» Posted By VesperMae On 08.07.2011 @ 10:01 am


There´s a lock and I can´t open it. I tried and tried, but I can´t. I have to solve this problem first, before the lock will unleash it´s power and let me go through the door to happiness. But what are the problems I have to solve?

» Posted By VesperMae On 08.06.2011 @ 10:46 am


The manager of my local mall is an utter asshole. You know, there are guys that get women and there are guys that don´t. He´s one of the second kind. He took away our half naked Abercrombie hottie because of “improper display of muscular tendencies in the stomach area”.

» Posted By VesperMae On 08.04.2011 @ 2:43 pm


Boiling eggs is hard to do right. You know, there are German breakfast eggs and hardboiled eggs. And getting the difference is prettx hard to do. Either it´s way too hard or you catch some weird disease which leaves you pooping for two weeks.

» Posted By VesperMae On 08.02.2011 @ 2:25 pm


Roots to grow, roots to leave. Roots to bend, roots to break. Which one is gonna be your story?

» Posted By VesperMae On 08.01.2011 @ 2:36 pm


The first step towards greatness is seing it in others. If you see, how greatness emerges from mousy, uninteresting former classmates that blossomed into these beautiful talented writers, artists or housewives, you´re able to take the first step towards greatness yourself.

» Posted By VesperMae On 07.30.2011 @ 2:16 pm


I want to learn how to play the saxophon. Not for now, not for playing in a cool hipster band. No, when I´m like 85, I´m gonna play in an oldtimer jazz band with other eighty year olds and I´m gonna have a blast.

» Posted By VesperMae On 07.28.2011 @ 2:48 am


Thunderstorms are the adventure times of my childhood. Sitting in my room under the roof, seeing the lightning and counting the seconds for the thunder, wondering how many miles it is away. Wondering, how it would be being in the middle of the storm. Being in the middle of the universe.

» Posted By VesperMae On 07.26.2011 @ 12:58 pm

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