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Buddha is an odd kind of deity, in modern western culture the obese are seen as a blight on society. SO much so that many people share the fact that theyre trying to lose weight and many fat people are actualy treated as lesser humans for being larger, even if they’re happy and healthy. Why then, do we worship the happy little fat man so readily? Some food for thought (but you should probably not eat this it’s fattening).

» Posted By TGV On 04.20.2016 @ 2:48 am


I listened to CHildish Gambinos mixtapes a lot when he first released. Not really sure why but I certainly liked them. I found it weird that they were caled mixtapes when i had just downloaded a bunch of mp3s but I guess phones still use the old school icon for phone whe you want to make a call… Somethings jut stick around I guess.

» Posted By TGV On 04.19.2016 @ 3:09 am


Academics write a lot of stuff so you’d think they’d be pretty good at this but then again they do a lot of thinking before they write stuff and I’m not really doing that right now I”m just typing so that doesn’t really make me an academic does it? Well, maybe if I reference this noone will notice
(Venus, Tobias Ramblings 2016)

» Posted By TGV On 04.16.2016 @ 12:28 am


Whenever I look at the moon I can’t help but feel a sense of satisfaction. Not the kind of satisfaction that means “oh, I’m happy the moon is where it should be, that’s nice.” No, it’s more of a “man, the moon looks sexy tonight. I’d tap the moon if it were a living being. Shit, it’s just so. fucking. beautiful. UNF!”

Now isn’t that mysterious.

» Posted By TGV On 04.13.2016 @ 3:23 am


What’s the plan attack when you don’t have a weapon and your opponent does?
Well you kick him in the balls of course.
What if you’re fighting someone without testicles or false ones?
Yeah that’s a tough one… Bring a weapon next time mate.

» Posted By TGV On 04.10.2016 @ 4:22 am


Shano-o was chilling in his stubbies by the pool drink a ‘sport when all of a sudden a fuckin big ass angel dropped out of the sky.

“Aw fuck me” cried shan-o.

“No my son” the angel said. “Fuck me! You have been chosen!”

» Posted By TGV On 04.08.2016 @ 7:05 pm


Earl turned around to face Eddy. “Hey bro,” Earl said.
“Dear god!” Eddy screamed as he look at Earl in horror.
“What’s wrong?” asked Earl.
“Your body!” Eddy said as he pointed towards Earl’s upper torso which was pointing the opposite direction from his legs.
“Oh this? Nah I just do some yoga twist in the morning.”

» Posted By TGV On 04.06.2016 @ 3:23 am


When you write a shopping list you often use markers which are reffered to as bullets. Does this mean they also have the capactiy to kill? Perhaps they’re bullets in a sense that they kill things you need to do. Like, if we didn’t use bullet points maybe we do things less.
This sounds like a study we as a human race need to do. Our productivity as a species could depend on use of bullet points.

» Posted By TGV On 04.05.2016 @ 5:45 am


Pass the dough bro Joe said to Moe.
But bro, said Moe I aint finished with it though.

Don’t make me go fight you for the dough yo.
Joe said to Moe as he grabbed a garden ho.

Moe looked at Joe, “I said no dough.”
Then Joe swung the ho. No mo Moe.

» Posted By TGV On 04.03.2016 @ 2:14 pm


I was always interested in science but the draw of using chemicals and gasses to blow things up during class was too big of a draw to pay attention. Perhaps if I paid more attention I’d be blowing things up on a grander scale.

Moral of the story – don’t teach science to kids who show a desire to create explosions.

» Posted By TGV On 04.01.2016 @ 6:53 pm


Jimmy was sitting at the table with his friends. He’d drunk plenty of times before but never 3 glasses of wine. Phew, he was feeling a little different. As he poured his fourth glass Jimmy felt a weird feeling. He felt as if the world was falling away beneath him.

“Dear god Jimmy” a friend called out as he floated past their heads and bounced off the ceiling. “What’s happened?”

“Sorry guys” he replied as he floated out the door. “I guess I am a bit of a lightweight.”

» Posted By TGV On 03.31.2016 @ 3:04 pm


Have you ever been accused of something you didn’t do? It really sucks. You start to wonder if maybe you really did steal all of that farmers livestock. What if I am a cattle rustler? You begin to ask yourself.

Then next thing you know you’re stealing entire farms and conquering most of the middle east.
That’s why you never accuse someone without proof.

» Posted By TGV On 03.30.2016 @ 4:06 am


A car can swerve along the road.
A witch can boil frog and toad.
A dog can sniff another’s bum.
But you my friend. You aint got none.

» Posted By TGV On 03.28.2016 @ 2:27 pm


The newborn tried to stand but was unable to.
The mother looked at it and was surprised to find it had given birth to a squid.
That’s what happens when you drink while pregnant I suppose…

» Posted By TGV On 03.27.2016 @ 12:28 am


John drove up to the T junction.
He wasn’t headed in any particular direction. John was just going for a drive. Wherever he went next was his choice and his choice only. He was free.

He grinned as he chose to turn left.
He was immediately hit by a truck and died.

John should have gone right. He would’ve survived and died of cancer three weeks later instead.

» Posted By TGV On 03.25.2016 @ 5:44 am


Jim walked around the streets but everywhere he went people would turn their backs. He didn’t really know why, they just didn’t want to see him or really even acknowledge his existence.

He didn’t know why. Sure, he murdered a whole family of puppies by making them fight a family of kittens with explosive strapped to their backs but surely that wouldn’t make him this much of an outsider…

» Posted By TGV On 03.23.2016 @ 3:42 am


The angels beat their wings in unison as they descended to the earth. One villager looked up and cried in delight – “I can look right up their dress, I can. Wouldn’t mind getting a taste of that holy grail if ya know what I mean” he said as he nudged his giggling friends.

The angels were not amused but they ignored the man. They were here to slaughter the entire city after all…

» Posted By TGV On 03.19.2016 @ 8:07 pm


Special delivery! The dog said as he walked up to the neighbours house and pooped all over the lawn. The neighbour looked out the window and didn’t really know what to think. Sure, a dog was pooping all over his lawn but he was more gobsmacked that a dog could talk. Not only that, but the first thing a talking dog said to him was rude!

The neighbour decided he had had enough of the day and wet back to bed.

» Posted By TGV On 03.18.2016 @ 4:16 pm


BOOM! A giant crashed through the building wearing nothing but a rag to cover parts of his giant body. It wasn’t customary in giant culture to cover their bodies but he figured if he was going to destroy a small person’s city he’d at least do it with what they call dignity.

» Posted By TGV On 03.16.2016 @ 5:28 pm


Toby looked out of his peripheral vision ash typed on the keyboard. He always swore he could see things that weren’t there once he turned his full attention to them. Ghostly, dark shapes, that followed him everywhere they went. Were they demons or ghosts? Whatever they were, he hoped they remained hidden just out of sight, he did not want to confront them in this lifetime.

» Posted By TGV On 03.14.2016 @ 5:06 am

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