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regrowth

Santa sat at Mrs Claus’ dressing table with a determined look on his rosy red face.
“Lets do this.”
He lifted the scalpel to his beard and attempted to hack a chunk of his frosty and ragged beard off. 2 hours later it was all gone and Santa looked a good deal younger to his delight. Then all of the sudden there was a big poof of smoke and suddenly his beard had regrown 3 times longer!
“Damn. Should of used the chainsaw.”

*MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE*

» Posted By SIXTYSECONDSGO On 12.25.2014 @ 4:10 am

beyond

In a shed a couple of ghosts were having a good old gossip.
“Hey, what do you think is youknow- beyond this superficial world?” The more curious of the two inquired studiously.
The other raised their eyebrows and replied gravely,”They betta have microwave chips dude.”

» Posted By SIXTYSECONDSGO On 12.17.2014 @ 11:42 am

leveled

Squinting at the boy coming into school with a homemade knitted darlek costume complete with a whisk clasped in his front hand I said, “You my friend are taking this ‘dress up’ day to a whole new level.”

» Posted By SIXTYSECONDSGO On 12.10.2014 @ 9:23 am

headband

THE HEADBAND OF DESTINY DICTATES OUR LIVES. NO-ONE CAN ESCAPE IT.
IT DOESN’T BURN.
IT DOESN’T ROT.
IT COMES IN ALL SHAPES AND SIZES.

» Posted By SIXTYSECONDSGO On 12.08.2014 @ 9:17 am

tribal

“Welcome to the oneword tribe!” screamed a gang of cyber ninjas dressed head to toe in leaves running around rabidly shaking the hands of all the oneword newbies. “And good luck with all your writing ventures!”

» Posted By SIXTYSECONDSGO On 12.07.2014 @ 3:19 am

rivalry

The facedown between the two grannies began with a glare and a stolen 10% off M&S voucher.
One, dressed in electric yellow, lifted her handbag above her head with a sly smile and the other, in a polka dot pink, with a tin of heinx beans at her side.
“Game on.” Electron tide hissed under her breath.
“You wish.” Shadow fly replied with a cackle.

» Posted By SIXTYSECONDSGO On 12.06.2014 @ 3:08 am

outsourced

OUTSAUCED:
(Definition) -To take one’s ketchup and squirt it all over your frienemies, declaring “Dude! You’ve just been OUTSAUCED! BOOM!”

» Posted By SIXTYSECONDSGO On 12.05.2014 @ 11:58 am

venice

The next Atlantis- destined to get gobbled up by the sea. Fish pie anyone?
#YOLO

» Posted By SIXTYSECONDSGO On 12.04.2014 @ 8:42 am

cub

These might look cute at first, but trying telling yourself that when its gone and bitten off your head.
#YOLO

» Posted By SIXTYSECONDSGO On 12.03.2014 @ 12:16 pm

fiery

It’s that feeling in your gut. That riggles and fiddles with your insides, tangling them up.

Maybe you shouldn’t of had that curry.

Hmmm.

» Posted By SIXTYSECONDSGO On 12.02.2014 @ 11:03 am

fort

Often damsels in distress hang around in these kind of things, waiting for their dashing heroes to come whisk them away into the sunset. Sorry, honey, he’s stuck in traffic.
#YOLO

» Posted By SIXTYSECONDSGO On 12.01.2014 @ 3:22 am

maestro

This word does not sound like it is spelt. I hate words like that. The world would be a much simpler place if every word was said exactly how it was written. (End of rant)

» Posted By SIXTYSECONDSGO On 11.30.2014 @ 6:55 am

bargain

The world is full of bargains. You just need to know where to look for them.
(To all the obsessive bargain hunters out there)

» Posted By SIXTYSECONDSGO On 11.29.2014 @ 5:03 am

toadstool

Even though it sounds like it- these stools are not for toads to hop on onto. Unfortunately.

» Posted By SIXTYSECONDSGO On 11.26.2014 @ 11:55 am

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