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Santa sat at Mrs Claus’ dressing table with a determined look on his rosy red face.
“Lets do this.”
He lifted the scalpel to his beard and attempted to hack a chunk of his frosty and ragged beard off. 2 hours later it was all gone and Santa looked a good deal younger to his delight. Then all of the sudden there was a big poof of smoke and suddenly his beard had regrown 3 times longer!
“Damn. Should of used the chainsaw.”
*MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE*
» Posted By SIXTYSECONDSGO On 12.25.2014 @ 4:10 am
In a shed a couple of ghosts were having a good old gossip.
“Hey, what do you think is youknow- beyond this superficial world?” The more curious of the two inquired studiously.
The other raised their eyebrows and replied gravely,”They betta have microwave chips dude.”
» Posted By SIXTYSECONDSGO On 12.17.2014 @ 11:42 am
Squinting at the boy coming into school with a homemade knitted darlek costume complete with a whisk clasped in his front hand I said, “You my friend are taking this ‘dress up’ day to a whole new level.”
» Posted By SIXTYSECONDSGO On 12.10.2014 @ 9:23 am
THE HEADBAND OF DESTINY DICTATES OUR LIVES. NO-ONE CAN ESCAPE IT.
IT DOESN’T BURN.
IT DOESN’T ROT.
IT COMES IN ALL SHAPES AND SIZES.
» Posted By SIXTYSECONDSGO On 12.08.2014 @ 9:17 am
“Welcome to the oneword tribe!” screamed a gang of cyber ninjas dressed head to toe in leaves running around rabidly shaking the hands of all the oneword newbies. “And good luck with all your writing ventures!”
» Posted By SIXTYSECONDSGO On 12.07.2014 @ 3:19 am
The facedown between the two grannies began with a glare and a stolen 10% off M&S voucher.
One, dressed in electric yellow, lifted her handbag above her head with a sly smile and the other, in a polka dot pink, with a tin of heinx beans at her side.
“Game on.” Electron tide hissed under her breath.
“You wish.” Shadow fly replied with a cackle.
» Posted By SIXTYSECONDSGO On 12.06.2014 @ 3:08 am
(Definition) -To take one’s ketchup and squirt it all over your frienemies, declaring “Dude! You’ve just been OUTSAUCED! BOOM!”
» Posted By SIXTYSECONDSGO On 12.05.2014 @ 11:58 am
The next Atlantis- destined to get gobbled up by the sea. Fish pie anyone?
» Posted By SIXTYSECONDSGO On 12.04.2014 @ 8:42 am
These might look cute at first, but trying telling yourself that when its gone and bitten off your head.
» Posted By SIXTYSECONDSGO On 12.03.2014 @ 12:16 pm
It’s that feeling in your gut. That riggles and fiddles with your insides, tangling them up.
Maybe you shouldn’t of had that curry.
» Posted By SIXTYSECONDSGO On 12.02.2014 @ 11:03 am
Often damsels in distress hang around in these kind of things, waiting for their dashing heroes to come whisk them away into the sunset. Sorry, honey, he’s stuck in traffic.
» Posted By SIXTYSECONDSGO On 12.01.2014 @ 3:22 am
This word does not sound like it is spelt. I hate words like that. The world would be a much simpler place if every word was said exactly how it was written. (End of rant)
» Posted By SIXTYSECONDSGO On 11.30.2014 @ 6:55 am
The world is full of bargains. You just need to know where to look for them.
(To all the obsessive bargain hunters out there)
» Posted By SIXTYSECONDSGO On 11.29.2014 @ 5:03 am
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Even though it sounds like it- these stools are not for toads to hop on onto. Unfortunately.
» Posted By SIXTYSECONDSGO On 11.26.2014 @ 11:55 am