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experience

New York’s Hottest Club is EXPERIENCE. Opened on the upper east side of an Abercrombie and Fitch, this place has everything: Rusty fans, half-naked football players, old hockey jockstraps, Leather couches, and Human Cologne bottles!

» Posted By Remus Drake On 01.05.2013 @ 8:15 pm

determined

New York’s Hottest Club is DETERMINED. This 24-hour holiday parade has everything. Stubborn Mules, Mother-In-Laws, Serial Stalkers from your past, High School Forever-Alone People, and Human Brick Walls!

» Posted By Remus Drake On 12.12.2012 @ 6:42 pm

solution

New York’s Hottest Club is Solution! This ex-chem lab is run by infamous mad scientist Bill Why, and this Club has EVERYTHING: Beakers, colorful liquids, lab coats, explosions, a room full of grey, foul smelling smoke, and Human Bunsen Burners!

» Posted By Remus Drake On 10.24.2012 @ 8:20 am

forth

New York’s Hottest Club is “FORTH”. This 32nd street love fest is the creation of Epic Wizard Slamdalf the AWESOME, and answers the question, “I did WAHT?” This club has everything: Muffins, sphinxes, dirty dishes, wood elves, and Human Piggy Banks!

» Posted By Remus Drake On 10.23.2012 @ 10:07 am

raised

New York’s Hottest Club is ‘RAISED’. This 24-hour sausage party is run by famous Pornstar Bubblegum Paradise, and is located in the lower east side of the upper west side. This club has everything! Dumpsters, rock salt dancers, BDSM Cages, and Human tophats. *Knock Knock* Who’s there? It’s BLACK TAYLOR PATTERSON!

» Posted By Remus Drake On 10.19.2012 @ 8:46 am

wet

New York’s Hottest Club is WET. Located in the middle of the Hudson River, this 24-hour no-pants party is the creation of Ex-Hustler, Abs McGee. And this club has Everything: Swimsuits, foam, glow-in-the dark body paint, glitter, and Human Water Wings.

» Posted By Remus Drake On 10.11.2012 @ 7:29 pm

fresh

new york’s hottest club is FRESH. This club is run by infamous gay running back, BlowJ Simpson, and answers the question, NOW???! This club has everything. Midgets, human fire hydrants, DJ Baby BokChoy, Football Jellyfish, and HOOMBAS.

» Posted By Remus Drake On 10.10.2012 @ 8:26 pm

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