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Oh my god, why must the word be puzzled I have no idea what to do I am so puzzled right now why is it working like this oh god half of my time is gone oh my what to do what to do what to do besides rambling? Oh my. It’s as if it hates me…

» Posted By Nero On 04.24.2011 @ 11:32 pm


I sit in the park under the Arch
looking up 5th Avenue.
There is so much opportunity around me.

But instead I shall stay here
staring at the crowds
watching the sun filter through the trees.

» Posted By Nero On 09.01.2010 @ 5:12 pm


I never understood
what it meant
to love another
until I met you.

I wish you had been the one.

» Posted By Nero On 08.21.2010 @ 8:25 pm


Whenever I feel down
I try to remind myself
that there is a brighter side.

That nothing is as bad
as it seems at the time.

I just hope
that I don’t
give up one day
and go under–
but only time will tell.

» Posted By Nero On 08.20.2010 @ 11:51 am


I was saved by the grace of those who love me. It is not so much that they have brought me out of the darkness–rather, they have shown me that there is a light.

» Posted By Nero On 08.14.2010 @ 7:56 pm


Half of me is my brother. He is my twin. We share a lot in common, but deep down our souls couldn’t be more different. We are almost opposites. He has an affinity for rich things, rich people; I prefer the humility and practicality of less wealthy folks.

» Posted By Nero On 07.25.2010 @ 8:24 pm


Gravelly voiced Private Eyes gathered for the annual independent crime fighters convention. They ran out of cigars withing the hour.

» Posted By Nero On 12.30.2008 @ 1:35 pm

its a grayish kind of stone, lining roads everywhere. Every night, Gravel’s wife cries herself to sleep, wondering who could have killed him. To this day, the Dirt Clod Gang eludes capture for the murder.

» Posted By Nero On 12.29.2008 @ 6:02 pm


On the way the bank, I found a $200 bill. I stuffed it in my pocket and continued on my way. At the bank, I was standing in line, and I just had to tell someone. So, I walk up to the teller and whisper, “Hey, you’ll never guess what I have in my pocket….”

» Posted By Nero On 12.31.2008 @ 8:09 pm

In the bank one day, there was a woman named Susan. Her wedding was next month, but her fiance was a procrastinatorial jackass. Now, she had not enough money to rent a chapel.

» Posted By Nero On 12.30.2008 @ 5:08 pm


Medic! The cries were loud, as they always were, begging for my help. I made my way quickly, probably quite recklessly, to find my patient to be. Alas, I was too late. He had already been dominated.

» Posted By Nero On 01.02.2009 @ 12:30 pm


I belong to myself and me only and it won’t be long before you know it too.

» Posted By nero On 12.14.2008 @ 3:46 am


I remember closing the door. Why don’t I remember locking it? Trapped, in here with myself, I can’t find the key. How do I get out?

» Posted By Nero On 01.29.2009 @ 11:42 pm


Veins were popping left and right, blood was everywhere. I knew I shouldn’t have mentioned it, that it needn’t be brought up, but still I did. It was my last act as Deputy Supervisor of Planning at Comicon….

» Posted By Nero On 01.14.2009 @ 9:28 am


Now is the time for action! We mustn’t sit on our rears any longer! We must overthrow this tyrannical establishment that is religion!

» Posted By Nero On 01.11.2009 @ 6:35 am


I was sitting in my room. On a dildo. It felt pretty good, but when the ninjas attacked it caught me off guard. I could not get to my chainsaw fast enough, so I had to go bare handed which decreased my kill count. It sucked.

» Posted By Nero On 01.01.1970 @ 12:00 am

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