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driving

I was driving along the freeway, when suddenly a rampant gorilla smashed atop my roof and made a huge dent in my car. I threw my hands in the air, peeked out of the window, and yelled, “What do you think you’re doing, you great buffoon?” It just smiled at me and jumped to the next car, angering the other driver. Then I crashed and died. I went to heaven and chilled with God.

» Posted By Lars On 08.09.2011 @ 12:15 pm

foreign

I’m a foreigner myself. I live in the Uk and am originally from holland. It’s funny how you can get away with things as a foreigner. For some reason when i make a blunt remark its considered funny whereas a blunt remark by a local is considered rude. Well thats my time.

» Posted By Lars On 04.22.2011 @ 1:26 am

amazed

I’m pretty amazed and astounded by such an amazing word all made up of astonishment, uaga dugu and some other places… I think I suck at writing…. Cry cry cry said the sheep. Molepie said, hi…. =]

» Posted By Lars On 12.08.2010 @ 4:53 pm

divide

To be or not to be divided
Two become one and should not be divided
Gratitiude

» Posted By lars On 09.19.2010 @ 9:35 am

stroller

Could it be me, walking the walk of life? As time goes by, should I stay or should I go? I m walking, wondering, imagining, hoping, visualizing my dreams.

» Posted By lars On 09.07.2010 @ 1:13 pm

wand

harry potter has a wand and he and snape go around killing bad men also wands are gay cause fairies use them and fairies are fags

» Posted By Lars On 06.10.2010 @ 9:49 pm

regardless

REGARDLESS IS A FUN WORD, ABOUT THINGS AND STUFF LOLOLOLOAWÅIDWAD
REGARDLESS IS A REGARDLESS WORD HEHE REGARDLESS THE DUCK THAT

» Posted By LARS On 05.04.2010 @ 2:33 am

sombre

sober, somber, solemn, thoughts of the real issues in life not entertainment, the guts ofr life. the essentials of what is important to you.

» Posted By lars On 07.17.2008 @ 2:24 am

scarf

boa around neck. wind blown steal something eat like a pig

» Posted By Lars On 07.17.2008 @ 10:40 am

stable

i’m beginiing to get stable since my girlfriend is pregnant and I think I#m growing old…but that s good any way. cant stay young all your life, gets ridiculous after 30 years! watch me get stable! not too bad thinG!

» Posted By lars On 07.03.2008 @ 2:54 am

banjo

a squeaky instrument in the country village, blasting away the feelings of a long days work with music, dancing and laughter. bbbbbbango

» Posted By Lars On 11.25.2009 @ 9:09 pm

permission

I have got the permission to write something on my mind … but not …

» Posted By Lars On 10.17.2009 @ 1:09 pm

I have got the permission to write something on my mind … but not …

» Posted By Lars On 01.01.1970 @ 12:00 am

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