Comments Posted By Kolton

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warned

The receptionist in my work’s lobby warned me not to look in the package. An unhappy little cupcake sat there, reminding me it was my birthday.

» Posted By Kolton On 10.05.2011 @ 1:01 pm

glowing

They should make shirts that literally are a glow in the bright nuclear green, but it literally glows! That would be awesome for pranks.

» Posted By Kolton On 05.12.2011 @ 1:10 pm

console

Isn’t console like comfort? Or a boxy thing in a car. K. Console your friends if they are hurt

» Posted By Kolton On 05.10.2011 @ 1:09 pm

eyeliner

Um. ya. i don’t know what to write about this. something chicks use.

» Posted By Kolton On 05.05.2011 @ 1:11 pm

dinosaur

I tried to draw a horse today, but it turned out like a little dinosaur with quite a few extra legs. Little dinosaurs are really awesome if they are drawn right, but panthers are way better, because they are totally black, except their eyes.

» Posted By Kolton On 05.03.2011 @ 1:11 pm

chorus

When you are playing apples to apples, chorus boys can make some funny conversations…

» Posted By Kolton On 04.29.2011 @ 1:11 pm

trailer

Movie trailers are annoying because the give away too much of a movie a lot of the time. They are fun to watch though. Like the Transformers 3: Dark of the Moon is a pretty good movie trailer.

» Posted By Kolton On 04.27.2011 @ 1:12 pm

foreign

Foreign is something that is not familiar to me. Like Italy would be foreign. I guess the more popular use is like someone from another country.

» Posted By Kolton On 04.21.2011 @ 1:12 pm

acoustic

Isn’t acoustic mean something to do with instruments and music? Oh! Mr. Woolley said it relates to sound. It would be fun to make a bomb that uses acoustics/sound waves to knock people out. This probably already has been invented thought. Whatever.

» Posted By Kolton On 04.19.2011 @ 1:51 pm

hysterical

A totally hysterical person is my mom. She totally freaks out if you try to grab something from her and blames everything on me! Usually though, It’s her fault!

» Posted By Kolton On 04.14.2011 @ 11:46 am

obsolete

Floppy disks were obsolete when they came out. I have almost never had a positive experience with them. My parents are too! JK! That was mean. Our stuff will be obsolete when we are parents, and our kids will give us the same crap we give them.

» Posted By Kolton On 04.12.2011 @ 1:50 pm

integrity

I think integrity means like, clean, and sticking to what you believe is right, and being pure? I dunno. If it is what I think it is, then that describes my family except me. Something happened to me.

» Posted By Kolton On 04.08.2011 @ 1:10 pm

connected

Imagine what our world would be like without being able to connect right to the internet, and share news of a major storm here, that a person in africa could read a second later. It is Freaking amazing as A would say.

» Posted By Kolton On 04.06.2011 @ 1:10 pm

success

Success, I think cannot truly be achieved until you are dead. Trust me! I am NOT SUICIDAL! But I think you can continue improving, and revising things so that they are better and better until the very end, when you can’t anymore.

» Posted By Kolton On 04.04.2011 @ 1:11 pm

purpose

My grandpa’s life doesn’t have much purpose. I feel so bad for him. The most he can do is lay on the couch, and exist, because of all the pain. I’m so glad though that he found a possible solution for his problem.

» Posted By Kolton On 03.31.2011 @ 1:11 pm

executive

Wouldn’t it be awesome to stay in the executive cabin of a plane? The trick would be able to afford it, and still pay for all the luxuries. I don’t even know if there is such a thing, but…

» Posted By Kolton On 03.29.2011 @ 1:09 pm

wanted

I have wanted a pet panther since I learned what a panther was. One with green eyes too. Even though that isn’t possible. Oh well, happy beginning of the awesome week of no school.

» Posted By Kolton On 03.18.2011 @ 1:09 pm

figure

I figure the figure on the figurine’s shoulder is either a really bad figure, or one that could get you a halo over horns.

» Posted By Kolton On 03.16.2011 @ 1:09 pm

wander

Dunno what that word is. Wait nevermind! someone just corrected me. This is what single old people do slowly at walmart. In their hoverrounds too.

» Posted By Kolton On 03.14.2011 @ 1:09 pm

statement

Why do some banks send out statements weekly, and others monthly. Even some send Yearly!!! This is my confusing world of questions. Many people say really stupid statements out of the blue.

» Posted By Kolton On 03.10.2011 @ 12:11 pm

bee

Stupid little creatures that buzz and sting you. The best thing they do is make honey, but that is all. Dumb, dumb, dumb. Why???

» Posted By Kolton On 03.08.2011 @ 12:12 pm

control

When someone is annoying the crap out of me, I lose most self control. I mean W*l*i*m is one of the worst people. I swear! He follows me around and says my name. I am kind of a control freak too.

» Posted By Kolton On 03.04.2011 @ 12:11 pm

specific

How many times do you have to ask your parents because they are like “You didn’t do it right” “What?” “What did I just tell you to do!” “I don’t know because YOU WON’T TELL ME!”

» Posted By Kolton On 03.02.2011 @ 12:15 pm

cheap

Mr. Crabs totally!!! My parents too, but a good way to save money on things that can be “bought” for less. Sometimes even I’m cheep, though I’m not sure why. If you are cheap, PLEASE be the kind that saves money, not who eats a burger that is half off because someone took a bite out of it.

» Posted By Kolton On 02.28.2011 @ 12:11 pm

barber

The nightmare of the swirly red and white stip thingy, scissors, and cosmetics. I have never left the barber happily. They almost always cut my ear, or cut one side longer than the other, so i dunno.

» Posted By Kolton On 02.24.2011 @ 12:14 pm

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