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Moving left to right, that’s what swerving is. It’s interesting because life should be like that. What’s better is when you get to live and tell the story. It’s fun being able to tell everyone about the whole spectrum of something. That’s what a swerve can do.

» Posted By Kirk On 04.24.2017 @ 4:31 am


nourish the kid, play with him, feed him tiny hot dogs and little party hats so he doesn’t go away, so he keeps coming back. Give the kid a bounce castle and maybe a doctors outfit, so he can dream. Make the kid keep coming back to give your days a meaning, ask her for forgiveness. Talk to her again.

» Posted By Kirk On 05.12.2016 @ 10:58 am


I feel paralyzed, electrocuted with anger. It fills my body with chaos, aggravation as I struggle to continue each step with calm.

» Posted By Kirk On 04.26.2013 @ 4:32 pm


I’d like to be a master in History. So, this way I could get more jobs. See, I study history. Anyway, I’m getting distressed by that countdown. That’s all I can think about.

» Posted By Kirk On 01.11.2013 @ 5:20 am


Every table at the pizza joint was square except for mine which was a circle. I turned to a few friends of mine and said, “You guys are all squares, but I’m well-rounded”. One of my best bad jokes if I do say so myself. Haha

» Posted By Kirk On 11.24.2012 @ 1:32 am


I inhale but it dosent work, so this really hot chick in a pink tank top comes over and says, “got asthma, baby?” and I’m like cram it you

» Posted By kirk On 09.13.2012 @ 7:08 pm


Forward men! We are taking this fortress! Galahad pressed on with a frightened adrenaline. He climbed up the siege tower. Well, it’s live or die now.

» Posted By Kirk On 09.11.2012 @ 9:43 pm


I remember back in 3rd grade our teacher had us all write down directions to make PB&J for a homework assignment. Funny thing was, she followed WHATEVER directions were on our paper to the T. For example, if it said “Spread the peanut butter onto the bread”, she would say aloud, “Well it didn’t say I needed to use the knife, so I guess I’ll just use my hand”. One other incident happened after she had put the PB on one piece and the jelly on the other piece she explained, “Well the directions say ‘now put the two pieces together’, so I guess I’ll just have the jelly and peanut butter on the outside of my sandwich”.

…But alas, she proved a much too stern teacher.

» Posted By Kirk On 07.22.2012 @ 12:17 am


She suspects fowl play. I suspect her suspicion is more true than I’d like to believe. So a choice bubbles up from the pot: Do I investigate the truth and risk life, limb and happiness? Or do I shy away from trouble, live ignorant but live happily?

» Posted By Kirk On 07.20.2012 @ 1:48 pm


They put my nephew on the stretcher as my sister wept. It’s never easy seeing a child get hurt…

» Posted By Kirk On 07.18.2012 @ 2:51 pm


Beep………Beep………Beep………. Beep Beep Beep.
Captain! An enemy sub is fast approaching! What are your orders?
Prepare the torpedoes for launch and ready the counter measures. I refuse to let my men die down here.

» Posted By Kirk On 07.17.2012 @ 3:30 pm


Decoration is a loaded word. Many folks thinks of expensive glassware, or a china cabinet. Decorations are meant to be YOU. A thing that you like because in some way it reflects who you are or your style. For instance, I keep a solved rubiks cube on my office desk (I can actually solve it), not because I’m trying to solve it faster or show off to anyone who may be in the room but because it’s a decoration that reminds me of me and what I like. Not to mention, that I love colour.

» Posted By Kirk On 07.16.2012 @ 11:54 pm



» Posted By Kirk On 07.15.2012 @ 4:14 am


Bandages heal wounds. Wounds can still leave scars though. The pain may recede, but you’ll never forget how it hurt.

» Posted By Kirk On 07.12.2012 @ 1:20 pm


College advisers. Most of them really aren’t there to help you unfortunately. They just want to get you in and out of their office as quickly as they can and if you happen to snag some classes in the process, so be it. I wish they were more personable.

» Posted By Kirk On 07.11.2012 @ 1:53 pm


I only had detention once, and it was for a silly reason I think. I had worn my brown beanie to school for a day and the principal snatched it off my head, none of my teachers cared. The entire reason they have that rule is to not support gang activity, i.e. red hats, blue hats. You tell me how a brown beanie supports violence.

» Posted By Kirk On 07.07.2012 @ 9:12 am


Addresses our most prominent questions with rationality and seeks truth. It is a good thing, but it is not everything. Rationality is wonderful, but we can’t forget that not everything in this world can be made sense of rationally. One example: Us

» Posted By Kirk On 07.05.2012 @ 11:15 pm


Rails making a road. That’s it!

» Posted By Kirk On 07.03.2012 @ 11:20 pm


Ah, saturdays. A day to spend light-heartedly with friends. A day for self just before catching-up Sunday

» Posted By Kirk On 06.29.2012 @ 1:50 pm


Provides products around the globe for different peoples. Also, humanitarian who helps preserve life in times of calamity.

» Posted By Kirk On 06.26.2012 @ 11:48 pm


French onion soup is gross. Clam Chowder can be too. Chicken noodle is delish. But minestrone makes quite the dish.

» Posted By Kirk On 06.26.2012 @ 2:19 am


Individuals. Indescribable. Unique. Different. Wonderful. Terrible. Loving. Hating. Together.

» Posted By Kirk On 06.21.2012 @ 2:57 am


I am reminded of an old friend of mine when we were 13. At that age I was quite competetive and although we were best friends, we had a strong rivalry with on another. While we were eating lunch, I claimed, “My straw is better than your straw” He replied, “Ok”. Nothing could have made me more content

» Posted By Kirk On 06.14.2012 @ 2:23 am



» Posted By KIRK On 02.28.2011 @ 11:46 pm


A microwave pizza is one of the most depressing things in the world. You’re making a statement with what you eat, and this statement is “Hello world, I care nothing about what I put in my body, I have no motivation to take any thought about what I eat, it just doesn’t matter.”

» Posted By Kirk On 10.23.2010 @ 9:00 am


sticks with fire to leafs unkempt. middle fingers flying so bright and high. do your worst!

» Posted By kirk On 06.16.2010 @ 7:08 pm


having fun
back in the 50s or so
classical music
white people
young people

» Posted By kirk On 04.27.2009 @ 10:02 pm


It was a sombre event. The pall bearers took their position on either side of the coffin. The wife of the decedent was trying to mount a strong front, but the guests could see the tears she was trying so hard to fight back.

» Posted By Kirk On 07.17.2008 @ 3:17 am


There is a stretch of road through norcal home to my greatest sentimentality marked by oaks and boulders.

» Posted By Kirk On 09.13.2009 @ 6:27 pm


Oh you sir who she says is so logical, sometimes lacking in emotion so much so that she has a nickname for your indicating that you are a robot, you sir I despise without knowing.

» Posted By Kirk On 09.11.2009 @ 9:31 pm

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