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wrong car wash. wrong teeth. wrong remote. wrong monitor. wrong keyboard. wrong car. wrong dentist. wrong word. wrong reed.

» Posted By John Smith On 11.01.2018 @ 1:01 pm


This is when someone says something about a topic to others

» Posted By John Smith On 10.10.2017 @ 6:52 pm


what does this even me? Its like a parking meter and the colour red. A red parking meter. It’s angry. You didn’t pay your money bitch, you can’t park here. TAKE YOUR DAMN CAR OUTTA MA SPACE HOE. Fucks sake. London these days.

» Posted By John Smith On 01.28.2015 @ 5:26 pm


A man in a cell. Usually a bad one. But every now and again, he isn’t. Sometimes he gets what he deserves for all of the wrong reasons. Maybe he did something bad earlier but wasn’t caught. It happens. But for this reason, it’s not him. It’s you.

» Posted By John Smith On 04.07.2013 @ 1:01 pm


Basically speaking, it takes a cool mind to be able to embellish on a topic, some doing better than others. Take for instance a professional writer. He or she should be able to elaborate with ease.

» Posted By John smith On 02.24.2013 @ 7:45 pm


once upon a time, in a land far, far away a small snail slunk along the ground just before sunrise. as the rays of light swept over the treetops the snail knew that it was going to be a beautiful day.

» Posted By John Smith On 09.25.2012 @ 8:22 am


Why would parents want their children to be paraded around to be judged by others?

» Posted By john smith On 03.19.2012 @ 7:26 pm


A waver is not just any kind of individual- its that individual who always irritates you by waving at you across the crowded room. You feel some kind of obligation to respond, even though you have no memory of them. You are torn between some kind of ethical need to go find them, and your total lack of interest in anything they could possibly have to say. Not fun.

» Posted By John Smith On 05.08.2011 @ 12:57 am

A waver is an unusual device usually located in transmat machines…It can help teleport you across the galaxy in less time than it takes you to boil an egg. Though why you would be boiling an egg instead of teleporting I really don’t know. What it does is offer the galaxy a refund on its worst movie if it will let you skip physics.

» Posted By John Smith On 05.08.2011 @ 12:52 am


I almost was able to think of something to write about. Almost able to povide something creative and thoutful. But then I realized that nothing quite describes almost…

» Posted By John Smith On 03.07.2011 @ 11:46 pm


I will invent the understandable noumenon which is the real reality. I think so, don’t you ?

La réalité est parfois si complexe qu’on ne peut la perseveoir que par les phénomènes que l’on invente parfois pour mieux décrire ce que l’on croit être la réalité mais qui n’est en fait qu’une apparence de la réalité.

» Posted By John Smith On 02.18.2011 @ 3:06 pm


One word was all i could say. “go” i didnt want to see you i didnt want to hear it. Just “go” i couldnt look in to your eyes any more

» Posted By john smith On 11.03.2010 @ 2:05 pm


I’m not the only one to get stroller, which makes me think that this website might not be the best, or maybe my standards are too high for free media and entertainment?

» Posted By John Smith On 09.07.2010 @ 3:25 pm


change is good. change is constant. dont stand in the way of change. all is change. you are changing now. you crazy bastard.

» Posted By john smith On 01.21.2009 @ 6:41 am


It is the disconnection of yourself from the world that is so harmful to everyday relationships. When you disconnect you are alone. You can’t be found by anybody else but yourself. To disconnect is to die for the time being. Not knowing what will happen. Losing time. Losing Family. Never knowing who will be there for you again. Losing your life.

» Posted By John Smith On 04.13.2009 @ 5:27 pm


someone who is not understood, does not understand what is up……..

» Posted By john smith On 04.09.2009 @ 7:07 am


i am not a square, i am bad. i met girl who is a square, i think she is too good for me. so am i doomed to be with a lowly circle?

» Posted By john smith On 04.06.2009 @ 1:12 pm


I am wanting a new bicycle for my brother. He has always wanted a bicycle. My plans are to go to the store and apply for a job there to raise the money to get me and my brother a bicycle. When I went to the store they were closed so I came back at night and snuck into the back door and got an application. I then took it into the store all filled out.

» Posted By John Smith On 08.27.2008 @ 9:07 am


It holds stuff, especially tea. Waitresses use them in restaurants along with waitors who have to balance lots of them, which maybe cause a lot of accidents. Tray is also used in a parody version of ‘Twinkle, Twinkle Litter Star’ in place of sky.

» Posted By John Smith On 12.23.2009 @ 10:47 am


After three days, the news still hadn’t arrived.

» Posted By john smith On 12.14.2009 @ 5:29 pm

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