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Sell, sell, sell! I must sell you everything at the highest price I can get out of you! Also, if anything is wrong with the product, it’s not my fault, it’s theirs! Hug me, love me! Hate them, I’ll set it right for you because I’m a salesman. There’s no such thing as the Death of a Salesman, I’m like a cockroach inside of a twinkie. I’ll be here even after the nuclear fallout begins.

» Posted By John Komarek On 02.07.2013 @ 12:13 pm


What are your claims, sir? Do you have any evidence to suggest that this is entirely plausible? Reasonable? Worth our efforts? This is not a place to simply spout off your mouth with whatever ideas pass the recesses of your mind, this is a business, sir!

» Posted By John Komarek On 02.06.2013 @ 12:42 pm


You need to find yourself a good husband and settle down. A good provider. A good looking, handsome gentleman who is as comfortable chopping down trees as he is discussing politics at a dinner party downtown. One that’s aggressive, but very gentle and kind. A suitcase filled with opposites.

» Posted By John Komarek On 02.04.2013 @ 12:08 pm


Systems. We need systems. More systems. Less systems. What’s the system? Is it in this box? Are there lights? Can we plug it into a vox? Oh, it’s that system, not the other system.

» Posted By John Komarek On 02.01.2013 @ 2:16 pm


The feature event isn’t the only event going on at the feature. Look around, see the show that unfolds around the feature. There’s the real feature. The personalities and reactions and costumes of everyone at the Monster Truck Show.

» Posted By John Komarek On 01.31.2013 @ 1:00 pm


Gee golly, isn’t that just swell? It’s a well in the shape of an ‘s’. It’s ‘ell for the cockneye with a lisp. It’s an swe trying to move by but blocked by two II. Applelle

» Posted By John Komarek On 01.30.2013 @ 1:51 pm


The night was cool. No, the night was slightly warm, but not enough to need a jacket. What if if was slightly misty. The night was misty, yet warm, but not warm enough to need a coat. But don’t you need a coat if it’s misty. Welcome to writer’s block.

» Posted By John Komarek On 01.28.2013 @ 7:42 am


Sing, song, sing. Let the music ring. Life is a musical, yet we deny the song in our everyday. Leave it to a professional. View or hear it and keep your silence. No, let your song be heard everyday by everyone.

» Posted By John Komarek On 01.24.2013 @ 9:32 am


He grabbed his suit, his tie and his best demeanor. Today I will go to the interview of which I have applied. Today is the day that I will earn a job, earn my keep and become human again after years of unemployment. With his suit and tie on, he stepped into the office. You’re hired. A handshake. Then he’s handed a mop and bucket. Get to work.

» Posted By John Komarek On 01.21.2013 @ 8:19 am


Sweeping change is coming for the Swiffer. It’s a sweeping action that also sucks as it sweeps. The tiny molecules in the floor now forceably removed with the greatest of ease.

» Posted By John Komarek On 01.17.2013 @ 8:51 am


Being small or being tall, the package remains the same. What’s inside your size is what matters. Never be tall or small, be the size you were meant to be, that you want to be.

» Posted By John Komarek On 01.16.2013 @ 8:51 am


Ahem. In time, I will begin to address the topic of this speech I have prepared for you today. It is important for us to gather and meet to discuss and debate important topics such as these. Only through such investigations by bringing this to light, we can advance forward … [runs away]

» Posted By John Komarek On 01.15.2013 @ 9:09 am


At the end, there is no beginning. Unlike an end, the end leads to no more anything. The definitive makes it definite. And isn’t that what we’re all looking for? Definition? Go define the end.

» Posted By John Komarek On 01.14.2013 @ 7:41 am


The politician and the pulpit, both know the secret to power. They will fight each other and help each other depending on which is most expedient to their end goals. Wear a tie or be robed in the cloth.

» Posted By John Komarek On 01.10.2013 @ 8:56 am


I promise to never promise. Then and only then can they never be broken. Your expectations managed. Your outlook lowered. That bar can be scaled always. But if you never promise then we’ll never truly connect.

» Posted By John Komarek On 01.09.2013 @ 8:34 am


In reference to your referral, I must say that to adding wieners to the h’orderves would simply be an atrocious idea. The thought of men and women stuffing their faces is far too dreadful prospect. I’ll refer you to page 2 of h’orderve parties.

» Posted By John Komarek On 01.07.2013 @ 10:14 am


What’s the amount? What does this amount to? Anything? Too much? Not enough? What are you measuring? Why are you measuring it? Show me the amount of your thought, your direction and your goal.

» Posted By John Komarek On 01.03.2013 @ 8:03 am


Round and round, the world spinning and the colors meshing together like a Jackson Pollock painting. My head imitates this look, but the feeling worsens. It’s impending, my crash. I don’t know why I thought it was a good idea to be rolled down a hill in a barrel.

» Posted By John Komarek On 01.02.2013 @ 9:14 am


Sure, it’s fine. No, really, it’s fine. I mean, stop asking me if I’m fine. Yes, I’m sure. No, you’re not bothering me. Sure, I’d like some coffee. Sure, I’d like a raise. Sure, I’m sure that you’re sure. Why isn’t every one sure? But, how can I be sure in a world that’s constantly changing.

» Posted By John Komarek On 12.31.2012 @ 8:01 am


When you’re five, you’re alive. Curious, fearless and unhindered by responsibilities, being five has a sense of wonder and is unfiltered by years of teaching and temperament.

» Posted By John Komarek On 12.17.2012 @ 11:53 am


Fight like hell for the living. They are the only ones who matter. Remember and respect the dead for their lives and contributions, but what we do impacts those around us, not the ones that came before us.

» Posted By John Komarek On 12.14.2012 @ 2:26 pm


What are your methods, sir? Please explain them to me because from the outside, looking in, they seem to be scurrilous and savage. To what ends do your actions leave those around you? Do you care. Define your method, sir.

» Posted By John Komarek On 12.10.2012 @ 9:48 am


Life is simple; we just complicate it. Through things, desires and selfishness, the simplest scenario becomes ridiculously complicated. Simplicity brings happiness.

» Posted By John Komarek On 12.06.2012 @ 9:41 am


What is the objection to the object of your desire? Do you fear that it may linger? What about cause a fire? While nary a man, woman nor child could point a finger, snicker or stare – they could never object.

» Posted By John Komarek On 12.03.2012 @ 6:55 am


From the ashes, out of the smoke and dust, we can rise. Fluttering through the soot, catch the air and soar up to land in the clouds.

» Posted By John Komarek On 11.30.2012 @ 10:51 am


We run from it. We cling to it. It haunts us. It’s nostalgic. It’s a breath of relief that’s gone. Neither good nor bad, we share it. The past is something we all share, but we don’t always share the same past.

» Posted By John Komarek On 11.29.2012 @ 8:29 am


“Go big or go home,” the businessman said. “The world is where you should be – that’s where the big money is made. Don’t you want big money.”

“No,” the gardener responded. “I am happy with my local food source. It’s fresher – from garden to my kitchen.”

» Posted By John Komarek On 11.27.2012 @ 9:06 am


Soon and very soon. It’s the idea of hope. That’s the only motivator. Soon this will happen. It’s just a matter of time. We’ll get there. I’ll get there. You’ll get there. Soon and very soon.

» Posted By John Komarek On 11.26.2012 @ 7:34 am


What can possibly satisfy the insatiable human status? We’re always looking for something, securing it, then looking for something more. Like perfection, satisfaction perhaps doesn’t exist. It’s a moment. Then that moment passes. Always seeking satisfaction. But nothing satisfies.

» Posted By John Komarek On 11.20.2012 @ 9:18 am


What’s in a meantion? A drop of a name. The ties to another idea, person or place meant to influence you. Make you think that this is great because of it. A idea of trust in an established thing that legitimizes the purchase or hire or attachment. Quite a bit of power in a mention.

» Posted By John Komarek On 11.19.2012 @ 8:08 am

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