Comments Posted By Jim Ranger

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I’m cleaning my keyboard. khjkgghfsttuiyuoiihihghgxsea3w3wrf. Done. That’s almost it. One more thing though—I’m Asian and my name is Ping. How about it?

» Posted By Jim Ranger On 07.17.2014 @ 8:06 am


Quite with that because I am so tired of the arguments I’m so tired of the feeling that comes with uncertainty I am so tired of kicking myself in the balls for wearing a orange hat instead of a blue one. What shall a grown man do but sing? Sing like the birds of yesteryear.

» Posted By Jim Ranger On 07.16.2014 @ 1:09 pm


Well, I’m a little frazzled as I have come up with this idea and I’m to anxious to give it a go. It’s almost as if my excitement with the idea is going to be the end of the idea itself. But i cannot let this happen at all. You see why I mean? Maybe you do.

» Posted By Jim Ranger On 07.15.2014 @ 10:49 am


Finally, a patch. Now I can get back to writing nonsense. What a wonderful world it is. Who else agrees? Don, do you agree? What about you, Lisa? Do you agree? Tempelton? Roger Stormweather?

» Posted By Jim Ranger On 07.03.2014 @ 2:26 pm


Don’t forget to look at that college loan dear Scott Pilgrim the third with the crap on top of your big poo-brain set of donkey footed head wearing tooth picks.

» Posted By Jim Ranger On 06.23.2014 @ 10:49 am


We have corn, and … Well, I guess so. Please don’t feed the cars. It’s not for the sake of brevity. Thank you very much!

» Posted By Jim Ranger On 06.18.2014 @ 10:16 am


Please, Mr. Post Man, don’t allow my peanuts to be taken by the elephant. Cornered.

» Posted By Jim Ranger On 06.17.2014 @ 7:15 am


Cloudless Jane Turner was a woman of ill repute. She was sought after by every gentleman who only acted like a gentleman but was really a man of strong urge. She was liked by many but for the wrong reasons.

» Posted By Jim Ranger On 06.16.2014 @ 9:23 am


Here we are again. Back to the corner of broad and 78th street. One of those types. Decadence refers to this in some way. All I can say is that I need to get on the ball with this what if stuff.

» Posted By Jim Ranger On 06.11.2014 @ 8:18 am

I’ soooooo tired of this. Why not just something. You know why, because there is a problem. Something is holding me back. I’m not sure what but I’m starting to think it has to do with all of this .

» Posted By Jim Ranger On 06.10.2014 @ 8:25 am


This is the word of been looking for all of my life. It’s a very nice word because it rhymes with Lake, take, make and bake. What if your dog was named Cake? What would you do then?

» Posted By Jim Ranger On 06.09.2014 @ 5:02 pm


It’s funny you mention this, computer, as this might be exactly to the point. You keep stalling. Everyday it happens. Lately I can’t seem to get a thing done. Doesn’t it matter to you?

» Posted By Jim Ranger On 06.05.2014 @ 10:10 am


Trader Vics, Tiki-Wiki, is my place to say cats have paws. Ain’t’ that sly y’all? I ain’t’ axing ya’, I’m telling ya’.

» Posted By Jim Ranger On 06.04.2014 @ 2:25 pm

I’m playing it straight forward. Sly. Sly is his way. The sly man of today. He makes his mark, quick. He leaves his life for tomorrow. He’s always on top of things even when he’s truly not. He’s already there when he’s so far away, the sly man of today.

» Posted By Jim Ranger On 06.03.2014 @ 11:31 am


I, don’t. Well. Weird. Gamer? What’s a gamer? I can’t respond to this.

» Posted By Jim Ranger On 06.02.2014 @ 11:47 am


Desolation is his name oh. Yes, please step right up and say this word five times over. I will give you a prize with a green hat named John the elephant pants. Is that something I may be able to get you into today? What if I upgrade the stereo?

» Posted By Jim Ranger On 05.29.2014 @ 3:04 pm


For cryin’ out loud. Okay, okay. I’ll do it. Sultry. It’s a word, okay. That’s what it is. And it will probably be used above mostly in a sentence that has something to do with sex.

» Posted By Jim Ranger On 05.28.2014 @ 2:40 pm


No. Yes! I know here—Crystal Craven. Here book is called Cybil Raven—soon to be made into a TV show national. Why is she up here?

» Posted By Jim Ranger On 05.25.2014 @ 8:29 am


“Coil.” Ok.” “Coil, now!” “Yeah!” “That looked good.” “Let’s do one more.”

» Posted By Jim Ranger On 05.22.2014 @ 6:21 am


Ok, Ok, I get it. You’re going to take it and throw it in the swamp. That’s what you’re trying to say?
Yeah, maybe it is. Maybe that is what I’m trying to say. But that’s not what I’m saying.

» Posted By Jim Ranger On 05.20.2014 @ 5:05 am


What in the world. Latitude? I thought I did this yesterday. Why am I doing it again? Maybe because of my attitude. I’m glad to be pool bar jim ranger, I’ll tell you that ahead of time.

» Posted By Jim Ranger On 05.19.2014 @ 7:20 am

There’s a word. There’s something quit. interesting about this word that makes it different than all others: It eyes with Attitude. This word is: Latitude.

» Posted By Jim Ranger On 05.18.2014 @ 11:47 am


I’ve done this one before with heartfelt. Let us move on to something else please. Perhaps dumb felt or wierd-felt or felt you makers and such? Why not slice of teed brain? That’s really it. Yes. Slice of teed brain. I would like to honer the queen by dancing in your face right now robin red breast with a funny witch hat on. if you’re reading this you are probably right that this is a kind of writing for the brain.

» Posted By Jim Ranger On 04.25.2014 @ 6:53 am

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