Comments Posted By Javier Shopek

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loss

i suppose it is your loss
you’ll realize it while you floss
those yellowing teeth
after eating that meat
cooked in garlic and pepper sauce

» Posted By Javier Shopek On 02.23.2012 @ 2:33 pm

pony

Some people enjoy pony meat
Salty, sour, savory, sweet,
Tender flesh medium rare
The tail, the ear, the hoof to spare,
In some places even those are quite a treat.

» Posted By Javier Shopek On 02.10.2012 @ 12:59 pm

rally

together they went for the rally
to preserve the right to sit in dark alleys
the people were trying to change their ways
but the cats knew they were there to stay
both domestic and stray
to break records that men could never tally

» Posted By Javier Shopek On 09.14.2011 @ 10:52 am

elastic

i once knew a woman quite elastic
she could mould herself like plastic
when playing about
her limbs would stretch out
resulting in a display of treasures fantastic.

» Posted By Javier Shopek On 08.10.2011 @ 12:54 pm

bow

so long, fare thee well for now
when i’m back i wont look like a cow
i will probably drink gallons of beer
but daily swims may lessen my fears,
oh well, i will now leave you with a jig and a bow.

» Posted By Javier Shopek On 07.14.2011 @ 9:06 pm

wade

across the lake i began to wade
starting point began to fade
tadpoles lurked in the shade
mossy waters green and jade
vines tangled up in braids
fishermen smoke gamble and trade.

» Posted By Javier Shopek On 06.29.2011 @ 1:42 pm

lust

a lady well known in the nation
for her skills in the fine art of copulation
men would lust after her expertise
sometimes direct sometimes a tease
her different moods induced different sensations.

» Posted By Javier Shopek On 06.27.2011 @ 10:19 pm

morals

my moral code is set in its ways
i will drink till the end of my days
i must indulge in many a vice
without thinking twice
find lovers from here till far away.

» Posted By Javier Shopek On 06.26.2011 @ 11:27 pm

failed

there was once a failure in Peru
quite pathetic, he knew not what to do
never tried to do right
or climb out of his plight
just sat proud with his face in his shoe.

» Posted By Javier Shopek On 06.24.2011 @ 9:01 pm

held

some things have a hold on me
cute furry creatures, the untamed sea
tales of knights and elves and magic
tv shows, so bad they are tragic
aroma of freshly baked bread too hot to eat
the thought of someone who i’d like to meet.

» Posted By Javier Shopek On 06.19.2011 @ 8:44 pm

wonder

i wonder about certain things,
such as alcohol, and the joy it brings
followed by a morning of pain
feeling tired and drained
every week, its the same tune we sing.

» Posted By Javier Shopek On 06.17.2011 @ 8:28 pm

train

there was once a lady in Maine
who exclusively traveled by train
while waiting for her station
she enjoyed the rhythmic vibrations
till she discovered greater pleasures by plane.

» Posted By Javier Shopek On 06.15.2011 @ 2:03 pm

embraced

i cannot help but embrace
the size the texture the salty taste
the minute you touch my lips
i know i am ill equipped
to handle this intense sensation,
bacon, you give me such elation.

» Posted By Javier Shopek On 06.13.2011 @ 1:49 pm

rise

neither too strong nor too wise
he had no chance to rise
above the others in the crowd
never made his parents proud
when he finally decided to go explore
he tripped and fell on the floor.

» Posted By Javier Shopek On 06.10.2011 @ 5:00 pm

teacher

the old raccoon taught the young cubs
how to stay alive in the human hubs
give the late night lovers a fun scare
hiss and claw at anyone who dares
to try and steal their juicy meal
of week old trash, tasty and congealed.

» Posted By Javier Shopek On 06.09.2011 @ 4:49 pm

corner

There is only one corner in that room
The room is old, you can smell the fumes
sixty degree angle where both ends meet
wallpaper peeling at the edge due to the heat
On the right hangs a picture of a bride and groom.

» Posted By Javier Shopek On 06.08.2011 @ 6:37 pm

plaid

the pensive penguin sat in the shade
wearing a bowtie of red plaid
thinking thoughts of juicy worms
of tasty treats spiked with germs
waiting for his dinner to get made

» Posted By Javier Shopek On 06.05.2011 @ 7:30 pm

radio

little sam seems to always know
the next song on the radio
what will be the next great single
a happy tune an upbeat jingle
then he’ll bob his head and wiggle his toe

» Posted By Javier Shopek On 06.03.2011 @ 12:42 pm

backpack

she asked me to carry her backpack
i’m sure something was alive in that sack
a bag full of babies
or wild dogs with rabies
i was nervous to find out in our shack.

» Posted By Javier Shopek On 06.01.2011 @ 5:37 pm

montage

There was once a lady who had quite a face
of beauty and elegance it had not a trace
small eyes long nose and lips quite large
the sum of the parts, like a photo montage
but she was still proud, stood tall with grace.

» Posted By Javier Shopek On 05.31.2011 @ 7:42 pm

remember

Mr. Man lived in that bowl
His simple life never took its toll
There was nothing he could ever remember
Is it July or is it September?
Mr. Man the goldfish was a simple old soul.

» Posted By Javier Shopek On 05.31.2011 @ 11:04 am

Mr. Man lived in that bowl
His simple life never took it’s toll
Happy or sad, he could never remember
Is it July, is it September?
Mr. Man the goldfish was a simple old soul.

» Posted By Javier Shopek On 05.31.2011 @ 10:59 am

sideburns

sideburn trends are popular today
men paint them with polish to cover the greys
some straighten them some curl them
around their fingers they twirl them
some just don’t care and let theirs fray.

» Posted By Javier Shopek On 05.29.2011 @ 8:27 pm

despair

the ugly kitty had no hair
much to her dismay and despair
though she had many riches
wore velveteen fur from foxes and bitches
looking down at the human slaves from her chair

» Posted By Javier Shopek On 05.28.2011 @ 12:51 pm

canteen

the Gimp had to eat in the canteens
munch on fried frooloo’s and crunchy fingereens
while the Prog would chuckle
loosen his belt buckle
and drink salted wines with salty scrumpteens.

» Posted By Javier Shopek On 05.26.2011 @ 7:15 pm

pretzel

in a land near the sea lives the gimp
he feasts on fish eggs and shrimp
when he feels unwell
he’ll eat a gin soaked pretzel
and dance on the back of a chimp

» Posted By Javier Shopek On 05.22.2011 @ 2:00 pm

thief

i stole a blanket from the plane,
a beer glass from the bar down the lane,
a cigarette lighter,
from a drunk all nighter,
after drinking wine and champagne.

» Posted By Javier Shopek On 05.23.2011 @ 7:30 pm

wrath

don’t try to combat
a lioness’s wrath
it will cause you severe pain
for her growing cubs she will gain
a hefty dinner made from your muscle and fat

» Posted By Javier Shopek On 05.22.2011 @ 12:07 am

domestic

those creatures seemed so domestic
stand with poise sit with grace gently lick
their master was chubby and mild
but in truth they were wild
and roasted his plump peachy flesh on a stick.

» Posted By Javier Shopek On 05.19.2011 @ 1:27 pm

mole

jonathan the spider lives in my room
jonathan the spider has become my doom
i cant find his hidey hole
i feel helpless, blind as a mole
i hate this lack of control
i wish i could beat him with a broom.

» Posted By Javier Shopek On 05.18.2011 @ 7:48 pm

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