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boxing

Although considered a form of sport, this activity is an expression of hate for the other. In the end both players have swollen faces.

» Posted By Jared On 12.26.2016 @ 9:31 pm

camping

I have always wanted to go camping and fishing and stuff like that but then my dad left and things got boring around here also I think I should have more friends.

» Posted By jared On 11.19.2015 @ 7:38 am

cliff

this is when I heard Madison put her shoes away.

» Posted By jared On 11.04.2015 @ 8:20 am

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» Posted By jared On 11.04.2015 @ 8:20 am

owner

honda odyssey, chevrolet silverado, not a home. I have owned many things in my life, some possessions small and some large, some precious, some not so much. The little things I have owned seem to have brought the most awe and inspiration, like the hummingbird nest I found on the ground yesterday built with the leftover hair from the dog we walk many mornings and brush on our front porch, Roxy.

» Posted By Jared On 04.05.2015 @ 1:00 pm

hover

Is ball life what if ball wasn’t life would life be exsistent or nah I think I should just go ball some more and just say ball is always life because life is ball and balling is life and lifeing is balling!!!!

» Posted By Jared On 03.31.2015 @ 5:54 pm

apologetic

I`m apologetic when spring comes around that i usually cant stand it.That man is apologetic so much that he looks like hes going to sneeze for a while.That apologetic man is funny looking.

» Posted By Jared On 10.06.2014 @ 1:07 pm

least

LEast likely to happen but it didn’ t hurt to prepare for it anyways. Gabreil took his place at the front of the training course, and prepared to run as soon as he heard the ringer go off. It was now or never.

» Posted By Jared On 09.12.2014 @ 8:24 pm

mothering

Mothering is for mothers to baby their children. Comfort them when something bad is going on, or when they are sick. Mothering is basically only for mothers or grandmothers. I dont know much about mothering because I am not a mother nor am I a female.

» Posted By Jared On 09.30.2013 @ 8:41 am

winged

I wish that I were winged at times… To have the ability to fly, carefree and swiftly… Come to think of it I am often winged… My thought flying swiftly and carefree.

» Posted By Jared On 03.22.2013 @ 9:13 am

sure

well surely there is something to talk about. sure can mean yes or okay but what u really mean is im sooo depressed about what i was just asked that the only thing in my mind is to say “sure”. and with that fact you really want to just get away from the person.

» Posted By Jared On 12.30.2012 @ 9:29 pm

presented

i presented a presentation that was presented successfully

» Posted By Jared On 12.11.2012 @ 5:47 am

combine

Combinations can are endless. Peanut butter and jelly. Macaroni and cheese. Peas and carrots. Though I don’t really get that last one – I mean, carrots are fine, and peas are fine, too, when they’re really hot. But putting them together just doesn’t make much sense. Certainly not like peanut butter and jelly.

» Posted By Jared On 10.02.2012 @ 9:13 pm

banks

The banks of the river are different. On my side of the river, it’s muddy and slippery and it appears as if there is no possibility for me to walk without walking into the mud and twisting my ankle. However, on the other side, the riverbank is green, full of flowers and shiny stones. Now I must decide: do I want to risk the swim? Or do I want to be content with being mediocre forever?

» Posted By Jared On 08.13.2012 @ 11:35 am

props

The stage was set. It was clear I had done well in my audition. The director looked me in the eye as the stage manager pulled me over to the prop table. I put on the hat and picked up the phone. I was ready to walk on stage.

» Posted By Jared On 07.28.2012 @ 4:32 am

swing

swing. what can one possibly say? it brings up the classic, traditional swing that we are all used to as a kid. It also illustrates or points out that work shift that is in-between the morning (regular) and the pain night shift (or graveyard). Swing also is a famous dance that was brought into realization in the day.

» Posted By Jared On 03.07.2012 @ 1:21 am

lantern

My last word looked so strikingly similiar to this one, though this one exists on a different point in time, It has been covered with an infitesmal amount more of dust and meet with an infitesimal amount less joy

» Posted By Jared On 03.01.2012 @ 1:47 pm

Incondesence ripples through the thin glass of our lattern, it shatters the darkness outside and creates a mess of revelence. All is seen nothing is hiden.

» Posted By Jared On 03.01.2012 @ 1:42 pm

sleeve

The sleeves on my shirt are quite short. I don’t even know why they’re that necessary, I mean really. They’re incredibly small, so it doesn’t really matter for their existence. Now that’s something, I just realized one of them has a small tear. Hopefully no one notices it as I go out today.

» Posted By Jared On 12.16.2011 @ 10:33 am

prosperous

its what were all trying to be, are we successful? im really not sure. but all i can hope for is that i am, i want to do things with my life. i dont want to be dragged down by anything, or anyone getting in my way. ill always be, ill always do, and above all else i will rise to get what i want, and to do what i need.

» Posted By Jared On 10.07.2011 @ 3:54 pm

celebrate

birthdays weddings winning sex

» Posted By jared On 09.19.2011 @ 5:22 pm

rally

I was rallying for right, and the rights were rallying for me. We were living in a fantasy, and far from reality. That was the night that I died, it was starry.

» Posted By Jared On 09.14.2011 @ 4:43 am

radio

Video killed the radio star, but it doesn’t really matter because the internet is going to be the death of all forms of communication. Connectedness is going to be the down fall of the human race, we need our space and are time to ourselves.

» Posted By Jared On 06.04.2011 @ 8:58 am

canteen

I had a canteen then I lost it. It was full of the water witch i got form the stream. I am so thirsty, it was green in color have you seen it? I am so thirsty please help. do you have some water? I think it is getting hotter.

» Posted By Jared On 05.27.2011 @ 3:11 am

mole

there wwas a mole in the ground and it worked its way very slowly to the top of the earth. On the way out, the mole went ahead and ate a fat carrot that was sitting on the grass. A little girl curiously picked up the mole and then scratched her head. “I have a mole too!” She exclaimed, “On my nose!”

» Posted By jared On 05.18.2011 @ 8:35 pm

tempted

Temptation strikes in the darkness of night when least expected. Like a thief it steals your desires away from you, distorting them into monsters in a nightmare whirlwind.

» Posted By Jared On 05.18.2011 @ 12:28 am

fluorescent

The lights dimmed. A faint glow lit its way across my skin. I squinted as I gazed up at its source; the fluorescent bulbs glared down at me, coming at my retinas like a hundred angry little hail stones.

» Posted By Jared On 05.02.2011 @ 10:28 am

trailer

trailer parks are awesome. not really, not at all actually. they’re just for white trash americans that thinks america is amazing. and beer. lots of it. and tank tops with camo shorts. and white women who are old and have big boobs and bleach blonde hair. and hairy dogs. and lawn tables and lawn chairs and tents. fake grass? what is that used for anyway? and fake flowers too.

» Posted By jared On 04.26.2011 @ 11:54 pm

whiskey

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww Whiskey is disgusting. I’ve never tasted it nor do I ever plan to. I think all liquor is pointless and disgusting. I think drinking in general is a bad idea unless you can do it in moderation, and the second it gets out of hand, it needs to be stopped entirely. There are wayyyy too many alcoholics in the world, so alcohol should just be illegal.

» Posted By Jared On 04.17.2011 @ 12:17 pm

wand

A piece of wood that does anything you want. you can turn invisible and put super glue on the teachers chair and a tac. you can leave the class without anybody knowing.

» Posted By Jared On 03.14.2011 @ 9:27 am

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