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The light turned on. Standing behind an old wooden desk, the crazed psychopath from her dreams gave a menacing glare, a knife firmly in his left hand. This was gonna be fun.

» Posted By Jacob On 02.02.2019 @ 6:19 pm


An earthquake. Dishes crashing everywhere. Under the table. Scared, but not alone.

» Posted By Jacob On 08.21.2018 @ 5:49 pm


She’s crafty, she gets around. She’s crafty, she’s always down. She’s crafty, she’s got a gripe. She’s crafty, she’s just my type.

(cowbell solo)

» Posted By Jacob On 08.14.2018 @ 5:41 pm


A ceiling panel is just a ceiling panel. Unless it’s a portal into another dimension. But until you can jump that high, you’ll never know.

» Posted By Jacob On 08.12.2018 @ 5:49 pm


You always hurt the ones you love. The ones you shouldn’t hurt at all. And if I broke your heart last night, it’s because I love you most of all.

» Posted By Jacob On 08.06.2018 @ 6:51 pm


On his desk sat an old typewriter. He’d used it to tell stories about the days of his youth and nearly forgotten memories of the war. It seemed the more he wrote, the better he could remember. Even in the final days of his life, he was as sharp as a tack.

» Posted By Jacob On 07.12.2018 @ 1:30 pm


In a final effort, he dragged himself up the stairs to grab the last box. “Who would have kept many beanie babies,” he asked himself. They were getting heavier with each trip. “Must’ve been some psycho,” he concluded. Move-in day was harder than expected.

» Posted By Jacob On 07.11.2018 @ 5:43 pm


It was a dusty attic. There was a creaking noise when he opened the shutters. Light poured in from the windows onto boxes of memorabilia.This place hadn’t seen daylight in years.

» Posted By Jacob On 07.07.2018 @ 3:25 pm


Over yonder is where we lay the cows out to pasture. Willy here helps us round ’em up when they start roamin’. You ever been to Montana?

» Posted By Jacob On 07.02.2018 @ 8:24 pm


The sound of whistles filled the air as I stepped off the platform. A young couple sat on a bench looking forlorn, two full suitcases nearby. So far away from them, I walked the other way.

» Posted By Jacob On 06.27.2018 @ 1:23 pm


Slipping on a banana inside my mind. Falling backward into darkness. Heart racing, my arms are flailing even when I tell them to stop. Emptiness hollows out my head like a ice cream scoop in a melon. It’s all melted on the floor with a banana not far away for now.

» Posted By Jacob On 06.25.2018 @ 6:47 pm


I was staggering one early morning. It was the morning and I was very tired. I always get a little dizzy when I don’t get at least eight hours of sleep the night before.

» Posted By Jacob On 09.28.2017 @ 12:13 pm


i relate a lot to my own parents, I think my dad has a lot of relation to me, I feel very close to my dad, and i would be very sad, and cry a lot of he happend to die. But I feel like that fact would also make my mom and sister very sad. I wouldnt be able to handle my mom dying either, and I don’t know if my dad could either.

» Posted By Jacob On 09.25.2017 @ 6:25 pm


I don’t no what details means!!!!!

» Posted By jacob On 06.06.2017 @ 9:13 am


Hashtag stans for # hashtags means # I heac.

» Posted By jacob On 06.02.2017 @ 9:20 am


I don’t no what cartridge is or means put it souns funny.

» Posted By jacob On 06.01.2017 @ 9:19 am


I don’t no wat facsimile means

» Posted By jacob On 05.31.2017 @ 9:24 am


Century means 100years ago century’s means more then 200 or more years ago.

» Posted By jacob On 05.26.2017 @ 10:33 am


Scuba I don’t no watt scuba means!!!!.Put yet l am riting a word I don’t no.

» Posted By jacob On 05.22.2017 @ 9:12 am


Breakthrough hmmm well breakthrough you’r lecktranics and go play out side.

» Posted By jacob On 05.19.2017 @ 9:28 am


Ahhhhhh it’s a ghosts lick in ghosts busters I’m not a frad of no ghosts dadadadada I’m not no ghosts.

» Posted By jacob On 05.18.2017 @ 9:24 am


Starfish like Pachrick Star are a starfish in the ocean?

» Posted By jacob On 05.17.2017 @ 9:26 am


Dirds as a flock of birds.Do you no how meny birds are in a flock of birds?

» Posted By Jacob On 05.16.2017 @ 9:16 am


Shoes are wat you are walk in and on our feet and some girl throw shoes at boys if they are mad at them.

» Posted By Jacob On 05.12.2017 @ 9:27 am


Knives are sarp and some people you’s it at a mrter wepin and some people you’s it to cut open the stumick of a deer to take out the gus.

» Posted By Jacob On 05.09.2017 @ 9:18 am


Making me wousy and dropy.

» Posted By Jacob On 05.08.2017 @ 9:26 am

Maxing me wousy and dropy.

» Posted By Jacob On 05.08.2017 @ 9:25 am


Buddha is the figure head of the religion Buddhism. Usually depicted as a large man with a bad head. Traditionally it is found to be good luck to rub the statues belly.

» Posted By Jacob On 03.09.2017 @ 9:12 am


The first thing that comes to mind is fictional characters from majical movies like harry potter or something else. Like lord of the rings all those kind of movies those are the ones that came to my mind. I also thought about chicken because I love chicken and it is always good.

» Posted By Jacob On 01.08.2016 @ 6:12 am


When you act bad you act bad.

» Posted By Jacob On 09.17.2015 @ 8:14 am

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