Comments Posted By Hank
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So many options. What to pick. Who to pick. Where do I even begin to choose?
» Posted By Hank On 05.28.2015 @ 10:22 am
Oh the weather outside is weather, but the fire is so fire. And since we’ve no place to place. Let it it, let it it, let it it.
» Posted By Hank On 05.26.2015 @ 11:58 am
We were entwined like vines even if we weren’t aware of it.
» Posted By Hank On 05.12.2015 @ 12:14 pm
In a resting position I lay, trying to decide on what to write. Inevitably failing. My chair is weak, creaky, and generally uncomfortable. What story is there to tell when everything has been written. What life is there left to live?
» Posted By Hank On 04.23.2015 @ 11:26 am
“It’s a win for Antelope!” The announcer cries. We’ve scored the final point of the match. We’ve won. For the first time in centuries I feel pride again. I can do anything. Anything except walking.
» Posted By Hank On 04.21.2015 @ 2:21 pm
I have more than enough strains on what I can do right now. I do not need your child adding more.
» Posted By Hank On 04.14.2015 @ 1:20 pm
Our gardener is the loveliest fellow. Often times he not only brings plants for the garden, but ones for the house. Rarely do I ever say this, but I honestly appreciate all of the work he does for us.
» Posted By Hank On 04.09.2015 @ 12:03 pm
The terminal was packed with people trying to get out of the country. The announcement of the possibility of imminent death was enough for most people to abandon life entirely. And just like all the others, I was no different. I sat solemnly, hoping for some type of good news.
» Posted By Hank On 04.07.2015 @ 2:34 pm
Stressed, that’s a nice way to put it. I’m stressed. My dog is dead, my wife left me, and now I have to pay the goddamn rent? What’s next, a piano falling on my head? Hell, it wouldn’t surprise me at this point.
» Posted By Hank On 03.26.2015 @ 10:38 am
“Ah, I see myself as none other than your one and only provider,” she claimed, “Is that not the case?
» Posted By Hank On 03.24.2015 @ 12:47 pm
“Oh, how very adorable,” sighed the old woman as she slipped back into her chair.
» Posted By Hank On 03.12.2015 @ 11:21 am
“Scientists, they think they know everything. Just because they have evidence, proof, and explanations they think they can answer questions put in front of them. Where is their faith? Why can’t they just accept the universe for what it is.”
» Posted By Hank On 03.03.2015 @ 10:33 am
Through thick and thin we found our way out and across the border. We had made it home, finally. We survived the dense forests and deserts alike. We’re alive.
» Posted By Hank On 02.17.2015 @ 11:03 am
I crave that mineral. I really crave the minerals I find. From walls to ceilings I will take the minerals and shovel them into my face. MINERALS
» Posted By Hank On 02.10.2015 @ 12:49 pm
“Everyone, I’ve gathered you all here to make an announcement. As of this afternoon my mother, and the CEO of our fine organization, has died. It comes as a shock to us all, but we’re more than prepared to fill in the spaces left vacant.”
» Posted By Hank On 01.27.2015 @ 11:17 am
The offering was simple, my own soul, my father’s soul, and my mother’s soul. That is easily worth the safety of a small village, we thought. Turns out, we were far from correct. The one we were dealing with didn’t think anything near 100 was close enough.
» Posted By Hank On 01.22.2015 @ 11:15 am
Hello, sir! Today I’m emailing you to let you know that you are eligible for our free trial of the brand new apple iwatch. You may have heard that it can tap into your brain and control your thoughts but I cannot tell you how wrong you are. With this free trial you’ll be able to see first hand how efficient, useful, and smart this little piece of technology is.
» Posted By Hank On 01.15.2015 @ 9:47 am
Globe. A spinning rock through space. We’re currently on a rock orbited by a smaller rock while we’re all orbiting a flaming ball that is orbiting a much larger black hole. And even with that, we could be orbiting more. Or we could be flying off into the nothingness.
» Posted By Hank On 01.13.2015 @ 10:07 am
We rented a small, one bedroom apartment just up the street from the old church. It had a clear view of the bay and was only a short walk to the nearest underground station. The trees fluttered around it comfortably and I could feel, for the first time, a sense of inner peace.
» Posted By Hank On 01.06.2015 @ 10:29 am
Venetian architecture surrounds me, providing an Italian façade.
» Posted By Hank On 12.04.2014 @ 10:10 am
a god among men
a god among gods
a man among chefs
a chef among men
» Posted By Hank On 12.02.2014 @ 2:19 pm
“This is your captain speaking.
AND THIS IS YOUR CAPTAIN SHOUTING.”
» Posted By Hank On 11.25.2014 @ 2:13 pm
We have been exploring trails up and around these hills for hours.
» Posted By Hank On 11.20.2014 @ 1:57 pm
I work in a candy store, this is such weird timing. Caramel is littered around the store, on shelves, in displays, in boxes. EVERYWHERE. I have had enough caramel for one lifetime just within the past month I’ve been here.
» Posted By Hank On 11.13.2014 @ 1:46 pm
Denim jeans. Or denim genes. Which sounds more appealing? Leg protection or skin made of denim. I think the answer is obvious.
» Posted By Hank On 10.23.2014 @ 10:02 am
I crawled out of the grove. It was filling with water at alarming rates. I picked up the sword, now covered in dirt, and cut my way through the foliage, progressing forward.
» Posted By Hank On 10.21.2014 @ 11:54 am
Stitches. So many stitches. It really was not my best idea to ride off of the roof and into my pool on my bike. I guess I’m getting what I deserve.
» Posted By Hank On 10.14.2014 @ 11:33 am
Failing is the most absolutely terrifying thing I can imagine.
» Posted By Hank On 10.02.2014 @ 9:40 am
He stood on the hill, watching over the lights of the town. It seemed so serene, considering the apocalypse was raining down upon the world. The lights flickered, the screams were distant, but it all felt so nice and relaxed. It all flowed together, the destruction and beauty.
» Posted By Hank On 09.30.2014 @ 11:40 am
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Be grateful I’m not trying to actually kill anyone. With a day like the one I’ve had, it’s the least you can do. Though I’m not too keen on keeping it that way if you keep this up.
» Posted By Hank On 09.25.2014 @ 10:07 am