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disoriented

“Where am I?” said Omar. “You are in a bed” said Bibi. “God Is AWESOME YaKnow

» Posted By God On 10.25.2017 @ 4:19 pm

“Where am I?” said Omar. “You are in a bed” said Bibi.

» Posted By God On 10.25.2017 @ 4:16 pm

shattered

i like shattered battered
it tastes like smatted hatted
i did ratted gatted
and im a bratted fattered
-Walt Whitman

» Posted By god On 05.26.2013 @ 2:53 pm

flailing

flailing sounds like a really stupid word this is really stupid it gave me this word twice in a row i dont know what to say im so awesome

» Posted By god On 02.18.2013 @ 1:41 pm

epiphany

i had an epiphany. everything I thought I knew, I knew indeed. i was right all along and deep inside my truth, i knew that all would be ok. i had an epiphany. I am god.

» Posted By GOD On 11.01.2011 @ 7:48 pm

violet

Violet was the name of a little British girl from the North, right outside of Manchester. Violet grew up with only her father, who was rarely home. One day when Violet turned 13 years old, she made a journey to the South, London. She had always wanted to go to London, posh boys, amazing fashion.

» Posted By God On 07.21.2011 @ 2:24 pm

despair

Fucking Despair. You know what despair is? When you’ve worked your ass off in the fields, or in the the class room. When you’ve spent ages perfecting that manucript of yours only to have it taken away and ripped apart. Despair is how you feel when you’ve failed or your lost in the dumps.

» Posted By God On 05.28.2011 @ 6:58 pm

strength

You have to have strength to hold in your poo. Just like I have to go poo right now. But instead of going poo, I decided to show strength and stumble. And also to continuously misspell strength when all I want to do is go poop. Longest minute of my life.

» Posted By GOD On 04.05.2011 @ 8:36 pm

figure

human form canvas painting tom class computer keys clacking emy’s laptop dusty big dick condoms new american logo obama taxes pictures from words collages national geographic dorm walls abbey plants naked jimmy emails

» Posted By god On 03.16.2011 @ 12:57 pm

copper

copper is an ore which can be found in the earths surface. it is used ti make all kind of things like coins and pipes and wire. It is a good conductor of heat and electricity so it is good for using in wires and pipes. It comes from copper ore!

» Posted By God On 11.30.2010 @ 11:03 am

bear

This is a word.

Bear: A beast
Bear: To have, carry
Bear: A gay man
Bear: To endure

» Posted By God On 07.08.2010 @ 2:35 pm

Once there was a very nice bear, by the name of Ursa
She lived in a cave with a cricket who would never shut up
this cricket was very nice, but Ursa couldn’t sleep with him
So she killed him. It was sad

Thus is the nature of bears. Amen.

Not all bears are like this, though.
Mix, the bear across the goat trail, ate her cricket instead…

Thus is the nature of bears, Amen.

» Posted By God On 07.08.2010 @ 2:30 pm

tide

Julie was so scared of being swallowed into the ocean that she didn’t hear Jamie shouting. She stood with her back pressed so tightly against the jagged rocks that points and edges sliced through her t-shirt.

» Posted By God On 06.22.2010 @ 12:07 pm

roof

I don’t know the meaning of roof
is that the sound dogs make?
what’s that green thing up there?
oh now it’s turning orange
so this is my last sentence? can I write and write and write until my fingers bleed? how do you know I’m not gonna write more once i finish this sentence?

» Posted By GOD On 04.19.2009 @ 9:26 pm

dial

the phone is a handy way to get in touch with the world. To do so though you must first dial the number of the person of the world you want to share your plans to take over the world with

» Posted By God On 12.09.2009 @ 11:05 pm

supreme

i am supreme.

» Posted By god On 12.21.2009 @ 12:38 pm

tofu

A horrible little substitute for meat eaten by neo-liberal wannabes that are trying to show how beautiful and at one with natre theyy are by not eating meat when real yhtey’re just assholes, completely divoid of any kinfgd of real

» Posted By god On 01.24.2010 @ 3:35 pm

shoes

Hmmm. Shoes are funny things. Ranging from sandles sneakers and shoe phones like on Get Smart. Shoes are used to walk in, write songs about, and get Jessica simpson to look like a slut. They can also be used for Missiles.

» Posted By God On 10.28.2009 @ 7:35 pm

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