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The oil spill in the Gulf proved detrimental to many creatures living in the vast ecosystem, but none more than the ducks, whose beaks dripping in the black substance were unable to reproduce or travel or have any discernible quality of life.

» Posted By Festa On 11.10.2013 @ 5:12 pm


Stereotypes exist for a reason, like how white girls like me tend to throw our right hand in the air, clutch purse hanging desperately from our wrist, eyes closed, hair tossed aside, when dancing in the bar.

» Posted By Festa On 11.08.2013 @ 8:33 pm


A squad of SWAT team men, storm-trooper helmets (but in jet black), complete with tight-fitting SWAT team suits and combat boots, paraded through the streets after the Phillies won the 2008 World Series. She always thought men in uniform were sexy.

» Posted By Festa On 11.03.2013 @ 1:10 pm


All-terrain ATV on dead grass overlooking a beautiful sight, if she had even cared to look elsewhere besides the back of his tan neck, his white tee shirt a little wet with sweat, the mud splattered on his muscular calf, the feeling that maybe, just maybe, it could happen.

» Posted By Festa On 03.09.2013 @ 9:12 pm


An interest is something like fishing or stamp collecting or wearing fishnets and licking stamps for the sake of some pathetic guy who likes to be dominated by a sultry woman who also does mundane everyday activities, like licking stamps and making coffee.

» Posted By Festa On 11.03.2012 @ 6:47 pm


Lightning struck my friend’s house in the seventh grade while her brother was playing an electric guitar with the amp plugged in with the window open. When they finally managed to rummage through the wreckage, they discovered that a whole empty room existed between the 2 main bedrooms. They concluded it was used as slave quarters back in the day.

» Posted By Festa On 07.25.2011 @ 11:26 am


Red Orange Yellow Green Blue Indigo Violet….Sarah couldn’t understand why indigo had to be in there and THEN violet. Wasn’t it just purple? All she knew was that when Ms. Martin called on her in class and asked her to explain Roy G Biv and Sarah screwed up because she didn’t know the word “indigo” (what second grader would?), Ms. Martin would fail her. No wonder she was a “Ms.” and not a “Mrs.”, the bitch.

» Posted By Festa On 07.22.2011 @ 9:12 am


When Matthew solved the equation x={(x-1) + (x +2)} that fateful day in math class, he had no idea he had broken the code for infinity, forever changing the name of the math game.

» Posted By Festa On 01.23.2011 @ 7:36 pm


“If you don’t pay your tuition for the summer semester, your classes will be withheld.” I pay $30,000 a year to go here, WTF?

» Posted By Festa On 05.10.2010 @ 2:47 pm


He was a baller, a roller, a smoker, and a toker. Roller skating while roller painting.

» Posted By Festa On 05.05.2010 @ 4:26 pm


The rottweiler gnashed its teeth, its drool splattering on the concrete sidewalk. Its neck muscles battled with the link chain attached to the iron banister and eventually, it was sent flying back to square one, sore and defeated.

» Posted By Festa On 05.04.2010 @ 5:04 pm

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