Comments Posted By Fauxdai

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Metered. length. distance. a measurement. fuck this word.

You can measure the distance between each letter with an e.

» Posted By Fauxdai On 01.28.2015 @ 2:45 pm


The interview went quickly, they asked if I was a dolphin and I had to say no. I regret my life decision not to be a dolphin…

» Posted By Fauxdai On 12.26.2014 @ 8:01 pm


So there he was. Professor Oak. He lifted his finger and said “Now is not the time to use that!”.

» Posted By Fauxdai On 11.17.2014 @ 9:56 pm


And then he watched Simon transform into a hideous goop monster. Oh jeeze it was awful. Covered in goop. No one likes to be covered in goop.

» Posted By Fauxdai On 11.17.2014 @ 10:04 am


least of my worries is this do dad here. it’s just a thingy. it doesn’t have feelings. it doesn’t have legs. what does it even exist for.

» Posted By Fauxdai On 09.13.2014 @ 1:45 am

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