Comments Posted By Dustyn Deerman

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soap

Just need one. But I don’t use those. Body wash. That’s where it’s at. So sudsy. Not slippy. Put it on my loofah, can’t do that with a bar as easily. I need some of this after the bar last night.

» Posted By Dustyn Deerman On 05.10.2013 @ 10:31 am

branch

I remember sitting on one with a huge cast on my arm at the age of 3. Why was I in that tree after suffering a traumatic injury such a shattering my poor little arm? There’s a picture too. Evidence of my fearlessness. Or my parents caring more about a funny photo opportunity. Either way.

» Posted By Dustyn Deerman On 04.12.2013 @ 11:50 am

anchor

I am one. It’s something that I do now. I also have one on me, permanently. No, I’m not a sailor, stop asking me.

» Posted By Dustyn Deerman On 04.11.2013 @ 12:12 pm

It’s something I do now. I am an anchor. I have an anchor on me too. And will forever. Stop asking me if I am a Sailor. I’m not, nor will I ever be a Sailor. You aren’t clever, anchors can represent much more than sailing.

» Posted By Dustyn Deerman On 04.11.2013 @ 12:06 pm

evidence

My parents found it on me. I was caught, cornered. Wouldn’t accept defeat. Could not blame anyone but myself. Just another teen with pot on them.

» Posted By Dustyn Deerman On 09.27.2011 @ 12:56 am

CSI. Most of me thinks that the real investigatory world does not work this way. Of course, it might? I mean where do they get this stuff? Either way, well done, agent Caruso, or whatever your name is. Please start coming up with better one liners, they aren’t very clever.

» Posted By Dustyn Deerman On 09.27.2011 @ 12:52 am

rally

Boot, rally. More SoCo.

» Posted By Dustyn Deerman On 09.13.2011 @ 9:29 pm

Pep rallies, i remember those. Now I get drunk at tailgates, which are almost the same thing. Minus the marching band. Rallying for something you don’t completely believe in.. but doing it anyway because it’s a good idea at the time. Beer bongs, shots, Go Lobos.

» Posted By Dustyn Deerman On 09.13.2011 @ 9:09 pm

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