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I was looking for him. I’m always looking for him. I’m looking for him in everything i do. I want to find him and sometimes I think I might, but he’s not there. He is nowhere that my looking will work to find him. I could spend my entire life looking for him, comparing and judging. But he will never be there.
» Posted By Devon On 05.17.2019 @ 8:39 pm
Most guys get girls a bunch of flowers for their birthday, because they smell nice and its basically saying ” Hey, I like you.” Honey Bunches of oats is really good cereal, cause its sweet, and good…. my brother usually eats all our good cereal, cause he likes cereal and he eats alot, cause hes a big dude…and he pays to live here, so our house is basically a apartment . but he dosent pay for food, so my mom yells at him, for eating all our good cereal. cause we need some too, but he dosent care, bout us, cause he has a gf, and a nice computer.
» Posted By Devon On 01.20.2016 @ 9:26 am
I’m beginning to write the beginning of the beginning of the earth. in a perfect world. In the beginning god created dogs cause dogs are cute and fun… and also its god spelled backwords. day 2. God created good music ( Justin Beiber was not “good music” he also went to hell… immediately) Eminem, Jay-Z, Kanye West and Alt-J. Day 3 God created a fun game including, frozen water, long sticks and heavy rubber flat circles, which he named “Hockey.” Day 4 god created the word, “Snuggles” which are gladly used today. Day 5 god created “Sweatpants” a very holy wonderful pair of pants that has a chick magnet connected to it. Day 6 god created a very magnificent contraption which plays lovely music with just 6 strings sounds great, unless stinkin Vamps come in a ruin the whole frickin art of it. Day 7 god didnt go to bed ohhh no. he parted with angel babes all night. THE END.
» Posted By Devon On 01.12.2016 @ 8:41 am
he instantly gave up smoking as soon as he heard about the news that smoking can give you lung cancer, he was shocked, so instead he tried vaping, that didnt last long because vaping has a HIGHER risk of cancer. so he took cigerrette mouth spray to stop the smoke craving. the smoking diet went well but he then found out that vaping is bad… if you put nicotine in it. so he went a bought a very expensive vape and bought non nicotine juice and lived lung cancer free ever after THE END
» Posted By Devon On 01.06.2016 @ 9:34 am
Her mind blurred when her best friend got stabbed right in front of her, she couldn’t believe it, she tried to get out of this death trap and just get home and get mental therapy… She woke up to a sound of her best friend was shaking her… it was just a dream and the were having a sleep over.
» Posted By Devon On 12.16.2015 @ 10:20 am
“Look, over their”
“Hes trying to tell us somthing, can’t make it out”
“Let’s follow him!”
“I can’t leave these flowers I wont have people pulling at them.”
“Hes flying off!”
“You go miss mary, i’ll catch up as soon as i’m done with these flowers”
» Posted By Devon On 12.14.2015 @ 7:23 am
I’m the type of person that would channel surf, I like to find racing, cooking, talk shows, whatever you can find im there watching it. Maybe a little back rub, and and ice cold beer would hit the spot, maybe some nachos, with a little guacamole. And a blanket with the fire on… Maybe the beer would be too cold… I might have to stick with a hot chocolate.
» Posted By Devon On 12.07.2015 @ 11:11 am
We tried to make our new dog feel welcomed, she was sniffing the whole house to get used to it, we all crowded around her, but I thought that woulda scared her. after she got used to it we were trying to find a name for here. Chealsie, Fleabag, Bob? Luna.. sounded great so we stuck with it. we also have many nicknames, Mary, Butternut Sqaush and Crazy.
» Posted By Devon On 12.01.2015 @ 8:23 am
Some wolfs get excluded from the pack, some don’t…thank you, autographs later I’m here every Monday 10 am to 3 pm
» Posted By Devon On 11.23.2015 @ 8:29 am
Every toy we give her she shreds it, I said to myself. ” I think we should just give her a tire,” momma joked. ” We could buy her some tight strong rope?” Lil Faith suggested. Wow were gonna need alot of thinking to find out what to get her as a toy, her teeth are so sharp, she jaw is so strong for a dog. “You know what momma, I think a tire is a good idea” I said. they all laughed
» Posted By Devon On 11.20.2015 @ 8:42 am
I figured she had fleas, we’ve seen her itch and scratch ’bout 15 times a day. A couple of times I thought I’ve seen these little bugs jump up and down, but I thought I was just hallucinating from the concussion I got from running into Ed while runnin’ after the soccer ball.
» Posted By Devon On 11.18.2015 @ 8:20 am
Fed……feeeeeed…def….fEd…feD….hard to think of a story ’bout fed….well… i fed my dog today… yay what a story:/ i get fed up……pfffffff….. 50 seconds wellllllll yeaa blahhhhhhh
» Posted By Devon On 11.16.2015 @ 11:15 am
“Good grief!” she said after the little girl walked in all covered in mud all over her new dress,”What happed?!” she said steaming with anger. ” I dropped my craft from school in the mud, I went to go grab it but I tripped on my shoelaces” she said in a disapointed voice. “Well” she sighed ” lets go get you cleaned up.”
» Posted By Devon On 11.10.2015 @ 8:07 am
We were fighting for approximently 30 minutes, but I got her angry enough that she wanted to execute me, I thought I was right, she thought she was right, she told me. but we came to an agreement, I would only go on my ipod for 3 hours a day… you thought it was somthing more serious? well you were wrong … as always:)
» Posted By Devon On 11.06.2015 @ 8:56 am
I watched Miss Mary bolt past the trees trying to grasp the ball with her mouth as soon as possible, her fur blew threw the wind as she raced back you make me throw it again, she barked when I took too long. after a long day of play, we came home tired as ever then we watched a movie together, her favirite ” Butternut Sqaushes ” on ice. we then took a long nap
» Posted By Devon On 11.03.2015 @ 8:33 am
Spider-man is made by Marvel
Schools fo foolz
» Posted By Devon On 10.30.2015 @ 7:55 am
The man didnt like what he saw, ” we will stand here to save our house” the owners of the broken down house said. alright then, he was just about to knock our house down, when he stopped and said, ” I see you are very determined to save your house, so i’m going to pay your morgage for you” they were thrilled
» Posted By Devon On 10.28.2015 @ 8:06 am
I dont really know exactly about anatomy, but it has somthing to do with body parts
» Posted By Devon On 10.27.2015 @ 8:24 am
Alot of people prefer diffrent thing such as, Coke over Mountain Dew, or, Wendys over Mcdonolds
» Posted By Devon On 10.26.2015 @ 10:59 am
When the first BANG fired I flew past everyone, I thought I was going to win, and at that thought I started to get slower and everybody started to go past me!
» Posted By Devon On 10.23.2015 @ 8:00 am
my ios 9 ipod update revised
» Posted By Devon On 10.21.2015 @ 8:21 am
My favirite rapper is Eminem, his famous song “till i colapse” is a hit for all the army men because it talks about never giving up!
One army solider asked Eminem for his autograph, Eminem replied ” Only if I can get yours”
» Posted By Devon On 10.20.2015 @ 8:09 am
When I was young my mom bought me a fake police kit, I was very excited, so the next day I would get my police man cuffs and pretended to captivate my mother in our living room
» Posted By Devon On 10.19.2015 @ 8:10 am
It was all my dogs fault when she took my dads bun off the table, he got very angry, and threatended to take her to the pound, but dont worry he was just joking
» Posted By Devon On 10.16.2015 @ 8:17 am
I am a huge fan of Eminem, his rap flow gives me chills, alot of his music is about beating women but he has changed alot, and i think my mom is warming up to him :p
» Posted By Devon On 10.13.2015 @ 8:07 am
I love spongebob squarepants when the whole time plankton is trying to steal the formula and fails all the time.
» Posted By Devon On 10.09.2015 @ 8:55 am
When my brother would pick on me, iv always wanted him to some day be a prisoner of the law, and I would be a police officer, so I would be able to pick on him
» Posted By Devon On 10.06.2015 @ 8:10 am
The genetic things i get from my parents are, my brown eyes, beaut body, chiseled chin. oh and perfect hair
» Posted By Devon On 10.02.2015 @ 8:30 am
I love the movies! I excape from my room window, climb down the vine. run right to my nieghboors house, then we go see Mad Max.
» Posted By Devon On 09.30.2015 @ 8:03 am
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^ haha i wont keep breaking your heart.
» Posted By Devon On 09.29.2015 @ 7:52 am