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I think about my shirt’s sleeves. And tricks up one’s sleeve. It makes me think of long things. And winter. That’s all I have to say. Good day and cheers, reader!

» Posted By Derp On 10.25.2015 @ 7:33 am


yo nigga get the hell outa here kg says. man imma go to south beack fuc yall say ray allen
man ggggget outa here just get outa here says kg

» Posted By Derp On 03.18.2013 @ 7:08 pm

the truth hurts but the truth is the truth of that is the truth. so if you don’t respect the truth then the truth is gonna mess you up cause the truth can do that

» Posted By Derp On 03.18.2013 @ 7:05 pm


the cities glimmered as the lights turned on. the turtle penguins were on the chase to destroy their arch enemy the kuala bears they smacked and scratched and then it turned day. the batlle was still on but finally in the end derp came in and killed everyone.

» Posted By Derp On 03.17.2013 @ 8:39 pm


» Posted By Derp On 03.17.2013 @ 8:25 pm


What the h$ll does withered mean?Oh, bring on the minecraft fanboys, oh boy.

» Posted By Derp On 03.10.2013 @ 8:37 pm


oh boy was i weathered

» Posted By Derp On 02.20.2013 @ 3:20 pm


Oh no! I have caught the FLAILING FLU. I sneezed and sneezed and every time i would do so i would flail both of my legs and arms arms making it hard to cover up my sneeze. sadface :(

» Posted By Derp On 02.18.2013 @ 8:39 pm

failing, hmmmmmmm i failed the test yesterday. oh no it says flailing -_-. what does flailing even mean. I think it means falling on the ground and like boogieing around…. I don’t know?

» Posted By Derp On 02.18.2013 @ 7:44 pm


There was a visitor rapping at my chamber door. I proceeded to approach the door to greet said visitor, however when I arrived, they did not appear to be there. Had they departed? I haven’t the slightest idea. Needless to say it’s unfortunate I didn’t meet my visitor, but perhaps I will again one day. They could have been a well-known friend or perhaps even a relative, but I wouldn’t have been the wiser. I had been occupied with my painting, as I have a deadline that ends tomorrow. Still, I can’t help but wonder who that visitor was. Rapping at my chamber door, Poe-style.

» Posted By Derp On 01.29.2013 @ 1:31 am


The wisper of the wind that slowly drifts across the inside of your ear.
the wind tells us many things, or perhaps that is just what we believe we hear
or hence it is what we want to believe.

» Posted By Derp On 01.18.2013 @ 9:32 pm


What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? i’ll have you know I graduated top of my class, in the navy seals, Ive been involved in numerous secret raids on alquiada, and have over three hundred confirmed kills, I am trained in gorilla warfare, and I am the top sniper in the entire us armed forces youre nothing to me but just another target.

» Posted By Derp On 01.02.2013 @ 8:40 pm


This is a terrible subject to right about. An object. Let’s get more general next time. We’ll put the word as “Everything” and write about that. This is just awful. I was looking forward to writing about something else but I’ve gotten “object”. However, I am still curious to see what this is about.. Is it over yet?

» Posted By derp On 12.02.2012 @ 4:39 pm


She’d never experienced a fatal wound of any sort. Yet, when that sword was driven into her side, she knew this wound was unlike any other. It was awful, and it stretched against her organs and plumetted its way into her body- never leaving room for a breath.

» Posted By Derp On 08.07.2012 @ 7:30 am


I’m trapped. IN a trap. This trap is so fucking trappy. I need to get out. I’ll die if I don’t. What if I don’t get out? What if I get out and the world has gone through a zombie apocalypse? Aghh. I’m going to die. Calm yourself, Marsha. You’re not going to fucking die. Jesus Christ.
Jesus! Jesus! Can you hear me? Oh. Mah man! Jesus! Wanna get me out of here? Please? THank you? Maybe?
This is hopeless. I might as well be asking cookie monster to let me out.

» Posted By Derp On 08.01.2012 @ 11:36 am


jimmy walked faster as the bullies followed, he took his usual shortcut but this time he didnt stop and kick over garbage cans. no, today jimmy had bigger things on his mind, he stole his first bag of grass, and he was about to experience adulthood.

» Posted By derp On 07.25.2012 @ 9:28 pm


before writing i like to drink a cold shake and smoke a cigarettes. usually the shake upsets my stomach and the cigarette pulls the idea i set aside out of my head and into the garbage. its hard to sit down and put yourself on a computer screen.

» Posted By derp On 07.11.2012 @ 2:08 am


I had taken a day off work, stress was building up. I reached into my pocket and clenched my well earned money in my fist. Might aswell take the folks for some food. Although, it was that awkard time between morning, and afternoon, so I guess brunch would have to do.

» Posted By Derp On 03.08.2012 @ 7:07 pm



» Posted By derp On 03.05.2012 @ 9:23 am


He lived inside a red alarm clock that belonged to a 8 year old girl with braids.
It was his duty to ring the alarm at 8 a.m. every morning so the girl could rise and make it to school on time. He had been at this job for a long time.

» Posted By derp On 11.06.2011 @ 4:52 pm


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» Posted By derp On 07.28.2011 @ 7:26 pm


A wand is typically a piece of wood that is said to have magical properties. The type of wand that I’m most familiar with is the type used in the Harry Potter series. Harry and other wizards in JKR’s world are given a wand when they turn 11 and begin their training. the wand has three attributes that are said to affect its power: the type of wood, the length, and the core. In the Harry Potter books, Harry’s wand is special because the core of his wand is a phoenix feather from the same bird that gave another tail feather to a different wand, which was later purchased by Lord Voldemort, the evil wizard that murdered Harry’s parents.

» Posted By derp On 03.13.2011 @ 9:20 pm


n00bz g3tt1ng k1lls w1th n00btub3s

» Posted By Derp On 02.28.2011 @ 12:50 pm


tom loves the chocolate. its a bit sweet but he doesn’t mind. the kitchen is empty except for him and he likes it that way. when his parents are gone he gets to do what he wants. except what he wants to do should be under the supervision of an older wiser person. shooting heroin isn’t the safest thing to do on a monday

» Posted By derp On 02.15.2011 @ 9:44 pm


Rustling. It’s an annoying word. It keeps popping up when I don’t want it to. ARRR I’M A PIRATE. AHHOY DER. I BE SITTIN. I be pip.

» Posted By Derp On 08.23.2010 @ 10:38 pm

RUSTLING. I FELT IT. IN MY PANTS. Then I realized. oh. it was a mouse. That mouse was was pure white. How did it get there? What..I don’t work in a laboratory. I ain’t no scientist. EXPLAIN.

» Posted By Derp On 08.23.2010 @ 10:34 pm


holy crap. crap my pants. pants on fire. FIRE BLAST! blast my music. music makes me lose control. control your mind. mind warped. warped through time. time to go. go away. away from it all. all these lies. lies of faith. faith is holy.

» Posted By Derp On 04.08.2010 @ 9:10 pm


I have no clue what to write about.

» Posted By Derp On 11.11.2009 @ 10:56 am

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