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Life is a struggle, but in the end, it’s worth it. I have had so many setbacks that I just don’t know when it will all end….so says the fat girl that people post on their cell phones and pass around. She will find strength in time…just stop and think about how damaged the persecutors are….
» Posted By Coramie On 01.31.2014 @ 10:31 am
The array of shells on the beach as she was walking was stunning. They spanned the globe in their diversity. She couldn’t figure out where they came from as they were not all indigenous to the area. However, she got her camera out and proceeded to document this bizarre occurrence….and the pictures would do nicely for her upcoming coffee table book.
» Posted By Coramie On 06.19.2013 @ 10:59 pm
His shirt was definitely sleeved, although not in the regular manner…..one sleeve had a cuff, two buttons on the cuff and the other was short with no cuff and an elastic around the edge. They looked rather bizarrely beautiful!
» Posted By Coramie On 06.15.2013 @ 11:27 pm
ground ….ground….ok…how do I make ground spices….oh right….use the mortar and pestle….or an old coffee grinder….or maybe..just buy already ground spices.
» Posted By coramie On 11.06.2012 @ 10:51 am
She made sure her feet were covered. She was very ashamed of her feet….they were flat, calloused and very wide. It didn’t help that her ankles were swollen either….all in all a very ugly pair of extremities.
» Posted By coramie On 09.02.2012 @ 4:03 pm
There were magazines stacked up all over the room. They were of different years, different publishers and different topics. It was almost a hoarding situation. So…..it was a job that needed to have someone go in and take charge….me???…..I don’t think so!
» Posted By coramie On 08.28.2012 @ 10:31 pm
” If I could have a side of deep fried okra with that, it would be lovely” she gushed……the waitress stared at her….”deep fried what??” she said….”okra”
Well you could have knocked me over with a feather when the waitress went and got exactly what she wanted…..who knew??
» Posted By coramie On 08.24.2012 @ 10:45 pm
Well…it was a bottle of half and half….half cream, half milk. Now what was she going to do with that. I mean….she could barely figure out how to use milk, now they added cream!!! What was the point of all of this , milk , cream, cheese, all dairy and she was lactose intolerant!!
» Posted By coramie On 08.21.2012 @ 3:26 pm
I am a fan of porter…..especially a chocolate porter. Not quite the same as stout, but close and just amazing at getting one’s head to sleep at night. Large bottles will do for two drinks. Wonderful, wonderful, wonderful!!
» Posted By coramie On 08.18.2012 @ 8:54 pm
Texts…texts…that’s all I hear about. What happened to face to face communication, or regular mail or for that matter just talking on the phone…..sigh….technology It can be the bane of an existence!!
» Posted By coramie On 08.10.2012 @ 10:55 pm
Manners, manners, that was all living in this huge mausoleum had to say.”You must mind your manners” they would tell her…..and you know what??? She just couldn’t understand what the problem was. ….
» Posted By coramie On 08.09.2012 @ 10:21 pm
Tiddly Taddly Toe….how dare you make me low…..I’m getting to like the woe….and that’s not good to grow……
» Posted By coramie On 08.05.2012 @ 3:29 pm
It was a trap….damn!! He should have known….he thought that it was legit, but no….it was a trap…plain and simple. Now he had to think of a way out….and quickly!
» Posted By coramie On 08.01.2012 @ 4:44 pm
The methods of extracting teeth are numuerous…you can just pull it out with pliers, or you can freeze with novocaine and dig it out , it all depends on the type of tooth and where it lies in the mouth.
» Posted By coramie On 07.31.2012 @ 1:08 pm
“It’s the fuses, it’s the fuses” she shouted when all the lights went out. The guests were screaming and running amuck and she realized that the house was old and the fuses were blowing all the time. Unfortunately this time they blew at the wrong time.
» Posted By coramie On 07.23.2012 @ 10:17 pm
There were many suspects in the case…..because it was quite convoluted and complex. Therefore the job was to sort out who was what and where did they fit in….a job she did not relish at all. However, her boss wanted it done and as the saying goes….”he was the boss”.
» Posted By coramie On 07.20.2012 @ 10:55 pm
We are on patrol !!! Patrolling for what you ask?? Well, I’ve been asking myself the same question for years. I think we have to watch for snakes….you know the little garter snakes that scare the bejeebers out of you when they appear suddenly, and then of course there is the spiders….especially the ones with the little red dots on the tummy…..oh yes..we really do have to be on patrol!!! NOT!!!!
» Posted By coramie On 07.19.2012 @ 10:05 pm
She was carried off in a stretcher…..incoherent and crying. The Beatles concert had overwhelmed her and she became one of the masses of young girls that just got caught up in the hysteria of the moment. It was 1964
» Posted By coramie On 07.18.2012 @ 5:02 pm
Sonar…on submarines, on whales, on dolphins, does it really help? Or is it just another thing that will get screwed up when people throw loud noises into the water…of course it helps, just making silly conversation
» Posted By coramie On 07.17.2012 @ 4:20 pm
The Lady’s Auxiliary of the church was putting on a garden party. Her mother said she was to help…something she was not looking forward to. However, she dressed in her best and arrived with her mother in the kitchen of the church hall….and her mouth dropped at the amount of the food that was there!
» Posted By coramie On 07.14.2012 @ 3:43 pm
“Whooa….that’s one heck of a big turbine” he spluttered, as he entered the building….”where’d ya get something that big and how exactly do you think you’re going to run it??”
» Posted By coramie On 07.09.2012 @ 5:46 pm
One bucket of strawberries….now would that be enough?? Surely not another one was needed for the jam she was planning on making. The buckets were big ones….and the berries were almost all squashed by the time she filled it up.
» Posted By coramie On 07.08.2012 @ 10:02 pm
The railroad was a part of his life…..his grandfather worked on it, his father worked on it and now his brother worked on it…..so he wanted to. However, the problem was…what could he do??
» Posted By coramie On 07.03.2012 @ 5:02 pm
The harness fitted the little pony very well and once done up, worked a treat. Now all she had to do was put on the saddle…but she was only small and couldn’t lift it up onto the little pony. She looked around and lo and behold ….there was a large stump that she climbed on to lift the saddle onto the pony.
» Posted By coramie On 07.02.2012 @ 4:34 pm
The configuration was a challenge for the 8 yr old. She was a brilliant child, but there were some things that just didn’t compute in her mind. She thought about it and then threw up her hands and said…” I am unable to tolerate the ridiculousness of this configuration!!”
» Posted By coramie On 06.28.2012 @ 10:37 am
The configuration of the room was puzzling….on the one hand it was easy to relax and on the other hand it kept chairs and seating areas close…too close for comfort. I’m not sure that is was intentional, but it could lead to confrontation or ….not.
» Posted By coramie On 06.27.2012 @ 5:58 pm
The distributor of the particular brand of Irish Whiskey that he wanted did not encompass his area…..frustrating to say the least. However, he had many friends who came from the area of the distributor and so was able to receive multiple bottles of his particular favourite!!
» Posted By coramie On 06.26.2012 @ 10:39 pm
Will person or persons unknown, please return the wheelchair to where you stole it. The person who owns it needs it desperately and you, you coward, cannot possibly think that you will be able to get sufficient funds to buy whatever it is that you seem to think you need!!
» Posted By coramie On 06.20.2012 @ 10:17 pm
Sometimes life is the pits…..as in cherry pits…you know the things that interrupt the pleasure of sucking the juice out of the cherry…..you just hit something that has to be spit out. Ugh!! In any case when your life is the pits just smile and know that the next day it could get better….or worse….whichever
» Posted By coramie On 06.19.2012 @ 11:28 am
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He was so keen to get where he was going….so keen in fact that he completely missed the turnoff and kept heading onwards to London. So he had to turn around….and head back to visit his long lost mother on the edge of the moor.
» Posted By coramie On 06.18.2012 @ 4:13 pm