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I never understood the appeal of cigarettes, but I too find them incredibly sexy. Something about it says, “I don’t give a shit” which appeals to my inner love for badasses. I’ve never smoked a cigarette sober, but I’m sure I won’t be making a habit of it soon.

» Posted By Callan On 07.15.2011 @ 12:52 pm


It’s a given. Something everyone should know. Common sense isn’t common anymore, so nothing is really a given, is it?

» Posted By Callan On 07.02.2011 @ 6:54 pm



» Posted By Callan On 05.19.2011 @ 2:55 pm


mole in a government. mole on your face. mole in the ground. I can’t think of anything good to do with moles. They all get in the way of something.

» Posted By Callan On 05.18.2011 @ 3:58 pm


clovers are lucky. I’ve never found a four leaf clover. I used to take the ones with three leaves and peel them apart to make it look like a four leaf clover. I was the unlucky one.

» Posted By Callan On 05.01.2011 @ 10:34 am


I used to be in a chorus. For 7 years actually. I spent all seven years in that chorus thinking I couldnt sing. Sure i could hold a pitch, but could I sing? Nah. I realized that the only good thing about a chorus is blending. You could always sound shitty alone, but together it sounds amazing.

» Posted By Callan On 04.30.2011 @ 12:43 am


The coaster of a roll is untold in the city of knoll. I guess they can be useful, but it’s not like they truly accomplish something. Like wood gets saved, but I don’t feel better about anything.

» Posted By callan On 09.29.2010 @ 8:14 pm


I can’t help but to see the word coffin and think of my niece’s funeral when I was nine. She was five months old. This is not fiction. Her parents were sixteen and seventeen. Her father’s now in prison. I wonder if the two are connected?

» Posted By Callan On 08.19.2009 @ 9:12 pm


something which shows you the way to a little cottage in the countryside, something which shows you direction. to the cottage. its made of gravel. its beige. its got some loose rocks on it. the boardered by long grass. i wouldnt walk on it barefoot because some of those bits of gravel are sharp.

» Posted By callan On 10.22.2008 @ 5:07 pm


Lifts big shit!!! Big bird, cruises with one leg…in grops…..rhymes with pane, aim, stain. I really suck at this!!!!

» Posted By Callan On 10.25.2009 @ 2:14 pm

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