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‘It’s just not very scientific’ he said exasperatedly, ‘I don’t think that one thing is necessarily causing the other’. And with that he was gone.

» Posted By Burger Clap On 02.25.2016 @ 2:35 am


If you happen to a have an encounter with a curious cat, do be careful. They have sharp claws that spring out when startled, and they can really do some deep damage to your thighs.

» Posted By Burger Clap On 02.23.2016 @ 12:38 am


In exchange for your testimony I shall need to rearrange the exchange we had the other day. The exchange is rearranged from that which is deranged into a cohesive stage.

» Posted By Burger Clap On 11.27.2015 @ 4:25 am


I’m not sure about my accuracy. Sometimes I think I have it in the bag then I check back and I’ve missed several things. I don’t know how to become more accurate. I guess it just takes practice. Practice being accurate.

» Posted By Burger Clap On 11.22.2015 @ 4:10 am


I might like to do that. I’d use all my might, fight with all my might. I might be alright. I might see the light. Quite right, quite right. Might I have another night? I hope it’s gonna be alright. I’ll use my might to fight the fight. Alright.

» Posted By Burger Clap On 11.07.2015 @ 7:46 pm


The anatomy of love. Cut it open, examine it, take it apart. But can you put it back in, sew it up, good as new? How can we survive if we don’t know how it works? Is your heart blocked? The anatomy of love is hard to understand.

» Posted By Burger Clap On 10.27.2015 @ 12:40 am


Green sleeve oh why’d you leave. You’d think with friends like these you’d need to sieve the wheat from the chaff but oh no. Sleeve relieve reprieved.

» Posted By Burger Clap On 10.25.2015 @ 4:20 am


You spiked my drink you low life scum. You spiked my drink so you could cum. You spiked my drink you wanted some. You spiked my drink or else I’d run.

» Posted By Burger Clap On 01.20.2015 @ 6:51 pm


I took him to the vet cos his left eye was weeping. Weeping like a willow on the verge of winter. Poor fluffy man with his sore litle eye. I took him to the vet cos his eye was weeping. Poor little guy.

» Posted By Burger Clap On 12.20.2014 @ 2:26 am


Pepper me with insults pepper me with love pepper me with spittle from your head on high above. Pepper it with sadness pepper it with spite pepper it with hope just a little for tonight.

» Posted By Burger Clap On 12.13.2014 @ 4:22 am


My frazzled nerves needed a cup of tea. Frazzled soul needs a tea brewed strong. Strong enough to last a lifetime. Frazzle dazzle days indeed.

» Posted By Burger Clap On 07.15.2014 @ 4:42 am


The fisherman came and he threw in his net – what will he find today? Some starfish, or maybe just some stars? Some love out there? Please throw it back. Let both go. It’s nice to hold but it has to flow.

» Posted By Burger Clap On 07.06.2014 @ 7:45 pm


The decadence is overwhelming here – everything you could think of, provided for, in excess. One wants for nothing in this place. What one has to left to strive for, who knows. I hope it satisfies.

» Posted By Burger Clap On 06.10.2014 @ 5:39 am


It’s unknown to me whether or not I can do it, I said. Into the great unknown is all I’ve ever known. Had I know that I would have known what to do. To know know know you is to love love you you and I don’t know if I really do. Who knows.

» Posted By Burger Clap On 05.20.2014 @ 3:21 am


In desperation I tried, oh how I tried to dissipate the damage. The damage was done, in desperation, and now needed to be undone. Desperate measures require desperate dissipation. Desperate I am, I know. Desperate to show you it can be done.

» Posted By Burger Clap On 05.11.2014 @ 12:25 am


‘I support your decision, whatever it is’. It’s all I wished you’d say. Instead you turn around and say ‘you better have a damn good reason to continue with this pregnancy, otherwise I’ll be very angry’.

» Posted By Burger Clap On 03.29.2014 @ 3:37 am


Veteran affairs. A veteran at having an affair. This is old hat, it’s all I’ve known. You come you see you move on while still there. Still there but gone.

» Posted By Burger Clap On 03.26.2014 @ 6:40 am


My selective memory fails me. I remember it all from here to there, selective in all that isn’t there. Selective memory. Yeah.

» Posted By Burger Clap On 03.23.2014 @ 3:59 pm


I am deranged. I rearranged my things into no particular order. A range of things came to mind. The arranged and the deranged. The deranged have the whole range of emotions.

» Posted By Burger Clap On 03.10.2014 @ 11:46 pm


The stubborns stains remain where they spilt from when I dripped some drabs onto the fabric. Stubborn as I am I tried every stain removal idea known to man, but the stain wouldn’t budge. Stubborn stain, you are.

» Posted By Burger Clap On 03.07.2014 @ 11:41 pm


With bated breath I breathed the belated life into the belated birthday card. The belated greetings grated on my friend’s nerves I’ll bet as she opened the card.

» Posted By Burger Clap On 02.23.2014 @ 1:05 am


Down at the playground the players play the ground all around is filled with hay the sound of play on the hard playground please give us some hay to muffle the sound it’s all around the playground the sound is found and rebound on the ground.

» Posted By Burger Clap On 02.15.2014 @ 9:53 pm


The tax offset and the carbon offset offset the rest of the set the offsets are best when they offset the rest I can’t sleep til the offset is set against the tax and the carbon. The rest is left.

» Posted By Burger Clap On 02.15.2014 @ 3:01 am


Stencil on my heart the traces you left behind. a template for the pain you left behind. Trace around it on the next time around. That’s what you get for using greyleads. Rub it out but the traces stay behind.

» Posted By Burger Clap On 01.23.2014 @ 6:51 pm


bourbon and coke in my hand. I don’t even drink coke. I only drink it when it’s with bourbon. Burping on my bourbon like a pig. It’s so boring here so it’s the only option of entertainment. Bourbon on.

» Posted By Burger Clap On 01.09.2014 @ 7:03 pm


Celebrity celibates celebrity celebrations celebrity sobriety celebrity skin celebrity cellophane selling celebrity celebrations in cellophane senseless

» Posted By Burger Clap On 12.20.2013 @ 3:50 am


I derive a sense of pleasure from the drive out to devon. The drive derives from the ride that I have inside. The drive is inside the ride from which it is derived.

» Posted By Burger Clap On 11.26.2013 @ 6:52 pm


Compound interest compounding the problem is compounded again and again. Compound the sound of the compound interest compound that with the issues at hand. Compound found is compound sound and its confound.

» Posted By Burger Clap On 11.08.2013 @ 4:13 am


Come to the border and you will see. Bordering on boredom is boring me. Border to border and border on border. Boarding is boring me. Border and border. Bordering on boredom is boring me. Boring a hole inside of me.

» Posted By Burger Clap On 11.06.2013 @ 3:42 am


it shows what i know i show you what i see the thing is i see a show just a show and nothing more but a show a facade it shows what i know i don’t know much except this show is my world and i don’t watch any other show but the one i know and it shows i know i know it’s just a show

» Posted By Burger Clap On 12.28.2012 @ 1:37 am

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