Comments Posted By Amanda Nelson
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i spiked his hair and decided that it looked so much better than it did when it was down and flat. it is not difficult to spike, with a little product and seemed easier than you woulds assume. it makes for a different style and looks creative.
» Posted By amanda nelson On 01.21.2015 @ 9:19 am
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» Posted By amanda nelson On 01.21.2015 @ 9:12 am
“Ouch! Goddamnit Jim I gots a sliver in mys fingy!”
“My fingy Jim, my goddamn fingy!”
» Posted By Amanda Nelson On 04.28.2012 @ 7:59 pm
My eyes were glued to the wall, I couldn’t believe what I was seeing! On the wall there was a poster, and I knew the picture like the back of my hand. It was my ass! You could even see the little fairy tattoo I have above my right cheek. Why the hell would they allow this on school property?
» Posted By Amanda Nelson On 04.26.2012 @ 6:54 pm
“Ugh, my heart aches.” The old man groaned as he walked up the bus stairs. “Guess I should pop some pills, hey bus driver?”
“Yeah whatever, just sit down.” The old man took his seat and began to take his pills out of his pocket, when suddenly he grabbed his chest and fell to the floor.
» Posted By Amanda Nelson On 04.08.2012 @ 8:14 pm
The attendant handed me my bag of peanuts and I immediately got outraged. PEANUTS?! Who the FUCK eats peanuts? I threw them back at the attendant and ran to the back, trying to hide my true disappointment.
» Posted By Amanda Nelson On 04.03.2012 @ 6:35 am
Drifting away into the sea. No one knows, and no one can see. Lost in the drift, I don’t think I’ll ever be found. If only I had drowned.
» Posted By Amanda Nelson On 03.26.2012 @ 8:40 pm
Last night, I ate the most exquisite gopher I have ever had before. His name was Goldy, and he said he lived in some weird place called Minnesota. Where the fuck is that? Either way, he was amazing. I need to go gopher hunting more often.
» Posted By Amanda Nelson On 03.24.2012 @ 12:39 pm
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I buried a man in the trunk of my car. He was an ugly hobo who smelled like booze and hookers. Isn’t that gross? I know! Ick. Now the trunk of my car needs a scrubbing, so I’m going to hire the next man to do it.
» Posted By Amanda Nelson On 03.22.2012 @ 8:39 pm