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I want to make money. That’s why you’re here. Now sit down, and tell me, are you going to make me money. That shouldn’t be a hard question, the answer is either yes or no isn’t it?

» Posted By .Theo On 01.05.2014 @ 4:04 pm


Two pairs of socks. I honestly don’t think I’ll need much more for this trip. Where are we even going? It’s like, Jesus, I mean I honestly don’t care. I don’t care about anything. Leave me alone, I’ve never even heard of Uncle Alex. Where is that dumb city anyway?

» Posted By .Theo On 06.17.2013 @ 1:56 pm


So, you’re gonna buy this trench or what?
It was a truly beautiful trench coat. Grim colour, rough edges, and full of scratch marks. God, he loved this thing. Everyone would think he’s such a mysterious person! Oh, golly, if that didn’t excite him.

» Posted By .Theo On 04.09.2013 @ 10:31 am


Oh no, he dropped all of the flour on the floor. Jesus Christ, this show is the worst. Adam turned off the TV and went to the kitchen to make himself some coffee. At this point, his depression kicked in.

» Posted By .Theo On 04.07.2013 @ 9:28 am


He called me a weakling! A WEAKLING! After everything I’ve done for him, every single command I followed blindly, I’m nothing but a weakling to him. That’s it, if that’s all I am to him I’m no longer going to listen to a single word he says.

» Posted By .Theo On 03.04.2013 @ 2:11 am


Well, in that story I told him I may have embellished the truth a bit. Just a bit. I mean, honestly, you’d do the exact same thing. Really? You thought I was just gonna straight-up tell him exactly what I did? Yeah, no, not gonna happen. That’s just a weird, silly thing to do and I’m not doing it.

» Posted By .Theo On 02.24.2013 @ 1:04 pm


For Henry, life was truly sh*t wall-to-wall now. I mean, just take a look at the facts here. His girlfriend ran out on him, his father’s in the hospital and his boss has got to be the biggest dummy I’ve ever heard of, we can’t just march into Henry’s office and ask him for a favor like this right now. You know what? I’ll do it. I’ll fry a smurf.

» Posted By .Theo On 02.03.2013 @ 10:22 pm


Well, this car doesn’t only go from 1 to 60 in 10 seconds, it has tons of other features as well! Have you ever heard of a car with a hot dog holder? Ha, I know I have. Gosh, this car truly is amazing. My engagement? Meh, I guess it can wait. I mean, look at this thing, it’s so shiny!

» Posted By .Theo On 01.31.2013 @ 11:02 pm


Speak up for yourself, I mean really. Look at you. You’re… a little odd. Anyway, the world as we know it wasn’t created by people who were considered normal. We need odd people, essentially. You, my friend, are the future of this country. Simple because you are odd. So get out of here, I mean really. I haven’t slept for the last two days, and I could really use some rest.

» Posted By .Theo On 01.27.2013 @ 10:14 am

Speak. Speak to yourself. Speak to the people around you. If you had one message, just one, that you could get across a large group of people. What would it be? What would you tell this enormous group? Would you tell them, you love them? Or that you didn’t know whether you could love…

» Posted By .Theo On 01.27.2013 @ 2:48 am


Argh, I don’t want to go outside. There’s people there. Responsibilities. You just… You go. And I’ll stay here. And that’s that. Sounds like a good plan to me, right? So yeah, let’s do that then. You know, you do all the things I’d usually do. Yeah, I don’t really care about your job, just go.

» Posted By .Theo On 01.24.2013 @ 9:11 pm


Oh that? Yeah, that wasn’t real. That my friend, was a computer simulation. Yeah, you were pretty good, until you got that bullet in your face. Honestly, what was that? Anyway, we’re sending you back in, you ready for it?

» Posted By .Theo On 01.23.2013 @ 12:51 am


Well, I’ve applied to thirteen jobs today. I actually told that to Jen and she immediately thought it would be bad luck. I mean really, Jen? Come on. So anyway, let’s just hope this job isn’t as bad as this one, right? Up here, man!

» Posted By .Theo On 01.21.2013 @ 11:02 am


Destroy? I mean really? Destroy it? Just blow it up? Like everything else in your life huh? You’re gonna destroy this too? This girl, she’s in love with you man, I can tell. At least… At least don’t destroy her. Her wellbeing is bigger than your relationship with her.

» Posted By .Theo On 01.20.2013 @ 8:22 am


So this is the end, huh? Well, okay. I’d like to say I had a good time but… Whatever, man. Just… You know, let’s just get this over with then. I’ll see you around.

» Posted By .Theo On 01.14.2013 @ 7:50 am


A compass? Really? It’s 2013, and I have to get to work using a compass? This isn’t fucking lord of the rings, you moron! We have cars! How the fuck am I supposed to use a compass on my way to work? Hm? Just check it while driving on the highway? And when a police officer pulls me over I’m just going to have to explain to the guy I’m using a compass, as something that actually gives me directions of where to go.

» Posted By .Theo On 01.12.2013 @ 1:30 pm


Well,you’re not gonna cry about it, are ya? I mean, this really happens to the best of us. It’s a bit awkward, right here and now and everything, but really, it could have happened to Jeanie from the sales department. Now wouldn’t this be hilarious, had this happened to Jeanie from the sales department?

» Posted By .Theo On 01.12.2013 @ 2:49 am

Well, the last thing he wanted was to be seen crying. At a carnival. With his son. Fuck, he needed to get out of here. Come on, faster! Run, run for your fucking life! Do you want your son to think of you as less of a man? There are girls watching, even they’re not crying.

» Posted By .Theo On 01.11.2013 @ 11:23 am


The politician said that he didn’t mind if we don’t go to war, but if we do go to war, he doesn’t care. But, since the country lived in a constant fear of going to war, the politician did have to alter his point of view. Essentially, if this country would go to war, the politician would be upset, but it’s a necessary thing, he guessed.

» Posted By .Theo On 01.10.2013 @ 9:20 am


Oh come on, that’s a pretty promising text message! She’s literally saying she’d like to see me again. I can assume something from that, can’t I? It’s not like she’s not giving any signals or anything, she’s totally into me. Well, maybe not totally but I’d be surprised if she’d say no.

» Posted By .Theo On 01.08.2013 @ 9:32 pm


”May the force be with you” he said, knowing how much Jimmy loved Star Wars. Jimmy gave him an angry look. Of course, this kid is too smart to be convinced to do this thing so easily. Ugh, he’s way beyond where he was at that stage in his life.

» Posted By .Theo On 01.07.2013 @ 10:50 am


Well, it’s not like he was some kind of underworld drugwar lord or whatever, he’s just a kid who got lost along the way and needs some help. Bryan looked at Sam and decided to tell the police officer who’d answered the phone that he’d made a mistake.

» Posted By .Theo On 01.04.2013 @ 12:41 pm


He placed the last box in his apartment. He looked out the window over the great streets of New York City. He made it. he actually made it. Just some peasant son from some unkown shithole in the south, had actually made it to the big apple.

» Posted By .Theo On 01.03.2013 @ 4:04 pm


Of course, with such a huge amount of options, Derek had a lot of thinking to do. I mean, you can’t just make a decision like this in a few seconds. No, this was going to need a good night’s sleep or two. In fact, this decision could wait, it wasn’t going anywhere was it? Derek went to bed and had some of the greatest dreams he’d ever had.

» Posted By .Theo On 01.03.2013 @ 12:41 am

He considered the huge amount of options he had. He had a lot of choises, now that he thought about it. Yes, freedom. Actually, he was just gonna sleep on it for another couple of nights.

» Posted By .Theo On 01.02.2013 @ 12:05 pm


It’s like shooting a fish in a barrel, Aryen had said. Really? A mission like this? Derek thought of the security cameras and the guards. He thought of his infant son, who would have to grow up without a father if this mission would fail. Derek thought of his beautiful wife, maybe for the last time.

» Posted By .Theo On 01.01.2013 @ 2:04 pm


Fire. Burning. There’s a man. He’s in the building. He’s my father. I run into the building. I scream, scream for my dad to yell back, I scream for help. Anything. I find a cat, but I keep running. Where’s my dad? Now is not the time for him to die.

» Posted By .Theo On 12.25.2012 @ 4:14 pm


Actually, that’s not his girlfriend. His girlfriend is the cute brunette in the corner who’s flirting with the bikey. He’s a little too old for her, sure, but she’s hooked anyway. The boyfriend is somewhere in this building making out with the waitress. Yeah, they’re quite a couple. I’m gonna get a glass of wine.

» Posted By .Theo On 12.24.2012 @ 10:46 am

Actually, that’s not his girlfriend. His girlfriend is the cute blonde girl in the corner who’s flirting with the bikey. He’s a little too old for her but she’s hooked anyway. The boyfriend is making out with the waitress. Now let’s have some fish.

» Posted By .Theo On 12.24.2012 @ 3:04 am


He ate the sate. It was good. After that he took out his lazer gun and took board on the gigantic spaceship that was parked in his lawn. Today he would eat french fries on jupiter. Sayonara, Earth!

» Posted By .Theo On 12.20.2012 @ 8:36 am

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