• yugimew commented on the post, quest 7 years, 3 months ago

    The Morality Core was installed into GLaDOS by a guy on a quest to save the world from the hungry cannibalistic potatoes. The cannibalistic potatoes were a problem because they ate all the regular potatoes, so no […]

  • yugimew commented on the post, quest 7 years, 3 months ago

    Maybe Black Mesa would helpm me out on my quest. GLaDOS didn’t think so. Apparently it was a joke. At least I have cake. I’d better have cake because it’s a required key item on this quest. Except it’s not a […]

  • yugimew commented on the post, pile 7 years, 3 months ago

    We do what we must because we can. For example, we go to the bathroom on the pile of clothes sitting in the hallway just because it’s there. I don’t know whose clothes that is, but they won’t be wanting it back, […]

  • yugimew commented on the post, romance 7 years, 4 months ago

    The two people kissed on the edge of the cliff. Roxanne gripped her boyfriend passionately and they rolled around on the ground. Unfortunately, they accidentally fell off. As they were falling, Derek thought […]

  • yugimew commented on the post, engine 7 years, 4 months ago

    The car’s engine was overheating. Cybersix got out to check, but she forgot that the car was still moving and so rolled down the road until she was stopped by a Companion Cube that had been left in the road for […]

  • yugimew commented on the post, engine 7 years, 4 months ago

    GLaDOS killed Dumbledore by pushing him in front of Thomas the Tnandk engine. This was very embarrassing because Thomas apparently could not even spell hjis own tilele or anything else for that matter why am I […]

  • yugimew commented on the post, insect 7 years, 4 months ago

    The grasshopper was made of porcelain. His body was protected from the turrets because apparently they could not shoot through porcelain that strong. Chell kidnapped the cricket so she could kill him and wear […]

  • yugimew commented on the post, insect 7 years, 4 months ago

    The bees were crashing down around the china shop because they were also made of china and they were seven feet long. The other insects were all jealous because they were only made of deformed wine glasses that […]

  • yugimew commented on the post, disregard 7 years, 4 months ago

    Why did he disregard Pete Pan’s orders? The Companion Cube was supposed to go into the portal that led to Captain Hook’s ship, but Tinkerbell had shot the portal to Skull Mountain instead. Or was it Skull […]

  • yugimew commented on the post, disregard 7 years, 4 months ago

    “I wish you would just disregard my statement. This puzzle is impossible, and that is a fact.” The player glared at GLaDoS and killed her with a portal gun made of cheese cake. The cheese was a lie, but the […]

  • yugimew commented on the post, lending 7 years, 4 months ago

    I am lending you my toothbrush for the evening. Please return it within two weeks or you will have to pay the entire full store price for it, and in this economy, you do not want to be wasting all your money on […]

  • yugimew commented on the post, lending 7 years, 4 months ago

    I lent my Pokemon Yellow cartridge to a green cat. It was an actual green cat, not a person in a fursuit. Although it may have been a fursuit lent to someone by a witch that turned the person into the cat, which […]

  • yugimew commented on the post, lending 7 years, 4 months ago

    The librarian lent me a book on how to maek friends with a table. Obviously it did not teach me how to spell, especially since it did have a chapter on lieking mudkips and making friends with them. But I thing I […]

  • yugimew commented on the post, luggage 7 years, 4 months ago

    They packed their luggage onto the plane. Gilbert, unfortunately, did not know that it had to go through the baggage claim first. How they got past the baggage claim was a mystery. Perhaps the security guards […]

  • yugimew commented on the post, outgoing 7 years, 4 months ago

    I am very outgoing when you put me in an amusement park with a Ferris wheel and Ferris Bueller is riding it because he was mistaken for N and now he is treapped forever in a circle of death that is in the bathroom […]

  • yugimew commented on the post, awakening 7 years, 10 months ago

    I awakened in a large, gray, damp box. There was a window with bars across it. I must have been arrested for speedin g while drunk or something. I definitely reemember being drunk, which would mean I wasn’t really drunk. I guess I’m just a really crappy driver, then. I do remember crashing into a […]

  • yugimew commented on the post, half 7 years, 11 months ago

    The Snickers bar was bitten in half by the tiger that wore a vulture hat. It was a hat made from vultures for vultures because the vulture society were canniblas, as opposed to cannibals because they were boring cannibals. The tiger was only a shoplifter of the vulture convenience stores.

  • yugimew commented on the post, half 7 years, 11 months ago

    The glass of orange juice emptied itself to the point where it was eaxactly either half full or half empty. Then it filled the rest of itself with earwax from a badger that had a German accent and was Manfred von Karma’s idol in Christmas of 1982 when polar bears ate all the German cakes.

  • yugimew commented on the post, half 7 years, 11 months ago

    Cybersi ate the other half of the pancakes, which by this point were growing mushrooms, so she ended up accidentally high, and then noticed that the x was gone from her name. Then the mailbox screamed and ate a rat. The rat was disappointed because it wanted to be eaten by a mailbox that was […]

  • yugimew commented on the post, half 7 years, 11 months ago

    I ate half a Celebi for lunch the other day. It was that shiny Celebi in the Lost Silver creepypasta. That’s why it’s a half. But that’s not quite it. You see, I barfed up the half, but it didn’t want it anymore because Giygas was possessing the barf and he made it rape the […]