• Festa commented on the post, oil 5 years, 11 months ago

    The oil spill in the Gulf proved detrimental to many creatures living in the vast ecosystem, but none more than the ducks, whose beaks dripping in the black substance were unable to reproduce or travel or have any discernible quality of life.

  • Festa commented on the post, stereotype 5 years, 11 months ago

    Stereotypes exist for a reason, like how white girls like me tend to throw our right hand in the air, clutch purse hanging desperately from our wrist, eyes closed, hair tossed aside, when dancing in the bar.

  • Festa commented on the post, squad 5 years, 11 months ago

    A squad of SWAT team men, storm-trooper helmets (but in jet black), complete with tight-fitting SWAT team suits and combat boots, paraded through the streets after the Phillies won the 2008 World Series. She always thought men in uniform were sexy.

  • Festa commented on the post, terrain 6 years, 7 months ago

    All-terrain ATV on dead grass overlooking a beautiful sight, if she had even cared to look elsewhere besides the back of his tan neck, his white tee shirt a little wet with sweat, the mud splattered on his muscular calf, the feeling that maybe, just maybe, it could happen.

  • Festa commented on the post, interest 6 years, 11 months ago

    An interest is something like fishing or stamp collecting or wearing fishnets and licking stamps for the sake of some pathetic guy who likes to be dominated by a sultry woman who also does mundane everyday activities, like licking stamps and making coffee.

  • Festa commented on the post, lightning 8 years, 2 months ago

    Lightning struck my friend’s house in the seventh grade while her brother was playing an electric guitar with the amp plugged in with the window open. When they finally managed to rummage through the wreckage, they discovered that a whole empty room existed between the 2 main bedrooms. They concluded it was used as slave […]

  • Festa commented on the post, violet 8 years, 2 months ago

    Red Orange Yellow Green Blue Indigo Violet….Sarah couldn’t understand why indigo had to be in there and THEN violet. Wasn’t it just purple? All she knew was that when Ms. Martin called on her in class and asked her to explain Roy G Biv and Sarah screwed up because she didn’t know the word “indigo” […]

  • Festa commented on the post, solved 8 years, 8 months ago

    When Matthew solved the equation x={(x-1) + (x +2)} that fateful day in math class, he had no idea he had broken the code for infinity, forever changing the name of the math game.

  • Festa commented on the post, withheld 9 years, 5 months ago

    “If you don’t pay your tuition for the summer semester, your classes will be withheld.” I pay $30,000 a year to go here, WTF?

  • Festa commented on the post, roller 9 years, 5 months ago

    He was a baller, a roller, a smoker, and a toker. Roller skating while roller painting.

  • Festa commented on the post, chained 9 years, 5 months ago

    The rottweiler gnashed its teeth, its drool splattering on the concrete sidewalk. Its neck muscles battled with the link chain attached to the iron banister and eventually, it was sent flying back to square one, sore and defeated.