• Kate commented on the post, ancient 6 years, 8 months ago

    The ancient artifacts were spilled across the tomb floor like scraps of paper, canopic jars and intricate carvings and, oh, SO much gold. “If we live to get out of this,” I told my guard, “Remind me to buy a boat.”

  • Kate commented on the post, growing 6 years, 8 months ago

    Growing up is an important part of life, but that doesn’t mean we have to like it.
    I mean, turning from a carefree child to a troubled teenager to a maturity-obsessed, judgmental, responsible adult is just what we have to do.

  • Kate commented on the post, salesman 6 years, 8 months ago

    The car salesman seemed totally innocuous at first. Just like any other man of his kind, he told us all the perks of this model, and that one, suggested each car to us in turn. I never would have expected him to be a serial killer. Ah well, live and learn.