• i don’t understrands what you are talking about. please stop talking to me.

  • reallyupsetting commented on the post, different 2 years ago

    How would you spell diffirent if you decided to spell differant diffarently?

  • reallyupsetting commented on the post, thieves 2 years ago

    I don’t want to write about this I’m scared some one will steal my idea

  • one time i was a kid and my mom tried to put a thermometer in my mouth and I didn’t want it so she stuck it in my armpit instead and i told her that’s why i didn’t want it in my mouth.

  • I have been saving my shavings to put in my savings account but they told me my shavings weren’t worth saving so I saved my shavings for some one else.

  • an apple a day keeps the WHOLE WORLD BUYING APPLES UNTIL THE APPLE TREES GIVE UP AND THEY STOP PRODUCING APPLES BECAUSE THEY ARE JUST SO EXHAUSTED AND CAN’T TAKE IT ANY MORE AND THEY JUST THROW THEMSELVES OFF A CLIFF BECAUSE WHY ARE WE EVEN DOING THIS IT’S MEANINGLESS JUST MAKING APPLES FOREVER AND NEVER HAVING ANY TIME FOR OURSELVES ITS JUST SO…[Read more]

  • I was washing the dishes when my husband told me “oh baby you are so domestic” that’s when i dropped the plate on the ground and stabbed him to death with one of the shardy pieces and then I really had to piss so i did

  • i like to make tacos and burritos but i have chosen not to make nachos