• I’m cleaning my keyboard. khjkgghfsttuiyuoiihihghgxsea3w3wrf. Done. That’s almost it. One more thing though—I’m Asian and my name is Ping. How about it?

  • Well, I’m a little frazzled as I have come up with this idea and I’m to anxious to give it a go. It’s almost as if my excitement with the idea is going to be the end of the idea itself. But i cannot let this happen at all. You see why I mean? Maybe you do.

  • Pool Bar Jim commented on the post, patch 5 years, 3 months ago

    Finally, a patch. Now I can get back to writing nonsense. What a wonderful world it is. Who else agrees? Don, do you agree? What about you, Lisa? Do you agree? Tempelton? Roger Stormweather?

  • Don’t forget to look at that college loan dear Scott Pilgrim the third with the crap on top of your big poo-brain set of donkey footed head wearing tooth picks.

  • We have corn, and … Well, I guess so. Please don’t feed the cars. It’s not for the sake of brevity. Thank you very much!

  • Please, Mr. Post Man, don’t allow my peanuts to be taken by the elephant. Cornered.

  • Cloudless Jane Turner was a woman of ill repute. She was sought after by every gentleman who only acted like a gentleman but was really a man of strong urge. She was liked by many but for the wrong reasons.

  • Here we are again. Back to the corner of broad and 78th street. One of those types. Decadence refers to this in some way. All I can say is that I need to get on the ball with this what if stuff.

  • I’ soooooo tired of this. Why not just something. You know why, because there is a problem. Something is holding me back. I’m not sure what but I’m starting to think it has to do with all of this .

  • Pool Bar Jim commented on the post, cake 5 years, 4 months ago

    This is the word of been looking for all of my life. It’s a very nice word because it rhymes with Lake, take, make and bake. What if your dog was named Cake? What would you do then?

  • It’s funny you mention this, computer, as this might be exactly to the point. You keep stalling. Everyday it happens. Lately I can’t seem to get a thing done. Doesn’t it matter to you?

  • Pool Bar Jim commented on the post, sly 5 years, 4 months ago

    Trader Vics, Tiki-Wiki, is my place to say cats have paws. Ain’t’ that sly y’all? I ain’t’ axing ya’, I’m telling ya’.

  • Pool Bar Jim commented on the post, sly 5 years, 4 months ago

    I’m playing it straight forward. Sly. Sly is his way. The sly man of today. He makes his mark, quick. He leaves his life for tomorrow. He’s always on top of things even when he’s truly not. He’s already there when he’s so far away, the sly man of today.

  • Pool Bar Jim commented on the post, gamer 5 years, 4 months ago

    I, don’t. Well. Weird. Gamer? What’s a gamer? I can’t respond to this.

  • Desolation is his name oh. Yes, please step right up and say this word five times over. I will give you a prize with a green hat named John the elephant pants. Is that something I may be able to get you into today? What if I upgrade the stereo?

  • Pool Bar Jim commented on the post, sultry 5 years, 4 months ago

    For cryin’ out loud. Okay, okay. I’ll do it. Sultry. It’s a word, okay. That’s what it is. And it will probably be used above mostly in a sentence that has something to do with sex.

  • Yes, sir. Oh my nails in Pip’s pocket. Why you dance like that, white boy. You look like feathers on a night stick. Like a dancer of lake time.

  • Pool Bar Jim commented on the post, crystal 5 years, 4 months ago

    No. Yes! I know here—Crystal Craven. Here book is called Cybil Raven—soon to be made into a TV show national. Why is she up here?

  • Pool Bar Jim commented on the post, artwork 5 years, 4 months ago

    Shut up. I don’t have time for it. It’s just another one of those days. One of those days where chicken eat feet on their hind-legs. No it’s not a piece of art work it’s hind-legs stuff. Please remeber that.

  • Pool Bar Jim commented on the post, coil 5 years, 4 months ago

    “Coil.” Ok.” “Coil, now!” “Yeah!” “That looked good.” “Let’s do one more.”