• Kolton commented on the post, warned 7 years, 6 months ago

    The receptionist in my work’s lobby warned me not to look in the package. An unhappy little cupcake sat there, reminding me it was my birthday.

  • Kolton commented on the post, glowing 7 years, 11 months ago

    They should make shirts that literally are a glow in the bright nuclear green, but it literally glows! That would be awesome for pranks.

  • Kolton commented on the post, console 7 years, 11 months ago

    Isn’t console like comfort? Or a boxy thing in a car. K. Console your friends if they are hurt

  • Kolton commented on the post, eyeliner 7 years, 11 months ago

    Um. ya. i don’t know what to write about this. something chicks use.

  • Kolton commented on the post, dinosaur 7 years, 11 months ago

    I tried to draw a horse today, but it turned out like a little dinosaur with quite a few extra legs. Little dinosaurs are really awesome if they are drawn right, but panthers are way better, because they are totally black, except their eyes.

  • Kolton commented on the post, chorus 7 years, 12 months ago

    When you are playing apples to apples, chorus boys can make some funny conversations…

  • Kolton commented on the post, trailer 7 years, 12 months ago

    Movie trailers are annoying because the give away too much of a movie a lot of the time. They are fun to watch though. Like the Transformers 3: Dark of the Moon is a pretty good movie trailer.

  • Kolton commented on the post, foreign 8 years ago

    Foreign is something that is not familiar to me. Like Italy would be foreign. I guess the more popular use is like someone from another country.

  • Kolton commented on the post, acoustic 8 years ago

    Isn’t acoustic mean something to do with instruments and music? Oh! Mr. Woolley said it relates to sound. It would be fun to make a bomb that uses acoustics/sound waves to knock people out. This probably already has been invented thought. Whatever.

  • Kolton commented on the post, hysterical 8 years ago

    A totally hysterical person is my mom. She totally freaks out if you try to grab something from her and blames everything on me! Usually though, It’s her fault!

  • Kolton commented on the post, obsolete 8 years ago

    Floppy disks were obsolete when they came out. I have almost never had a positive experience with them. My parents are too! JK! That was mean. Our stuff will be obsolete when we are parents, and our kids will give us the same crap we give them.

  • Kolton commented on the post, integrity 8 years ago

    I think integrity means like, clean, and sticking to what you believe is right, and being pure? I dunno. If it is what I think it is, then that describes my family except me. Something happened to me.

  • Kolton commented on the post, connected 8 years ago

    Imagine what our world would be like without being able to connect right to the internet, and share news of a major storm here, that a person in africa could read a second later. It is Freaking amazing as A would say.

  • Kolton commented on the post, success 8 years ago

    Success, I think cannot truly be achieved until you are dead. Trust me! I am NOT SUICIDAL! But I think you can continue improving, and revising things so that they are better and better until the very end, when you can’t anymore.

  • Kolton commented on the post, purpose 8 years ago

    My grandpa’s life doesn’t have much purpose. I feel so bad for him. The most he can do is lay on the couch, and exist, because of all the pain. I’m so glad though that he found a possible solution for his problem.

  • Kolton commented on the post, executive 8 years ago

    Wouldn’t it be awesome to stay in the executive cabin of a plane? The trick would be able to afford it, and still pay for all the luxuries. I don’t even know if there is such a thing, but…

  • Kolton commented on the post, wanted 8 years, 1 month ago

    I have wanted a pet panther since I learned what a panther was. One with green eyes too. Even though that isn’t possible. Oh well, happy beginning of the awesome week of no school.

  • Kolton commented on the post, figure 8 years, 1 month ago

    I figure the figure on the figurine’s shoulder is either a really bad figure, or one that could get you a halo over horns.

  • Kolton commented on the post, wander 8 years, 1 month ago

    Dunno what that word is. Wait nevermind! someone just corrected me. This is what single old people do slowly at walmart. In their hoverrounds too.

  • Kolton commented on the post, statement 8 years, 1 month ago

    Why do some banks send out statements weekly, and others monthly. Even some send Yearly!!! This is my confusing world of questions. Many people say really stupid statements out of the blue.