• chezmoi commented on the post, screens 1 year, 8 months ago

    Screens to keep the swarms of pesky annoying recurring nuisances entry. The smallest entry way allows them to buzz your ear for at least three months. i cant take the zzzzzzzz so im gonna stick my head in the toilet.

  • chezmoi commented on the post, breakthrough 1 year, 11 months ago

    Hard as a a walnut shell my little egg brain serves my purpose well. genius intelligence cannot be measured tired restless expression weathered. Aha.. alas i think ive made a breakthrough what the hell shall some one do? I;m waiting and waiting …that some one is you. Not you or her or him or them that some one better start begin.

  • chezmoi commented on the post, beard 2 years ago

    my pubus regious growdous a beardous. Long and lengthy most times wavy.

  • chezmoi commented on the post, beard 2 years ago

    beardy your fuckn wierd.

  • chezmoi commented on the post, tale 2 years, 11 months ago

    Twas exactly 11 years ago to this very date the tale of two nimrods began. A sweltering summer day

  • chezmoi commented on the post, coexist 2 years, 12 months ago

    Coexist harmoniously at first. As time progresses i think i will move and relocate under a rock.

  • chezmoi commented on the post, stability 3 years ago

    Stability or stab-hillbilly is he illy freakn stoopilly.

  • chezmoi commented on the post, chosen 3 years ago

    Have I chosen to see with my eyes wide
    open?

  • chezmoi commented on the post, twist 3 years ago

    ouch I fell and twisted my ass. My poo came out like a long blade of green grass. Hurts so bad.

  • chezmoi commented on the post, bullets 3 years ago

    Bullets whizzing by my temple. Fired from a Filipino general.

  • chezmoi commented on the post, delve 5 years, 10 months ago

    Delve into your pocket. What do you have? I need a couple of bucks for some things I want.

  • chezmoi commented on the post, baby 6 years, 2 months ago

    Clean your mess, fold your clothes, pick up your shoes and do your chores. “Man baby”, how I love thee. But must I change your diaper when you pee? Maturity responsibility I must see…

  • chezmoi commented on the post, cool 6 years, 2 months ago

    Fool fool you think youre so cool. When you have that stupid look it makes my anus squirt stool. Stop stop u make my zits pop. Ooze ooze Im guzzlin my booze.

  • chezmoi commented on the post, visit 6 years, 2 months ago

    Greetings from planet wierd. Im visiting a close friend ive had for many years.

  • chezmoi commented on the post, size 6 years, 3 months ago

    big little short little fat little minion big little short little fat little minion…size doe

  • chezmoi commented on the post, barrel 6 years, 3 months ago

    Barrels sloshing in a sea full of tears, those who were drowning for far to many years. horizon appears let go stroke towards the shore. rescue ahead thank god

  • chezmoi commented on the post, now 6 years, 3 months ago

    Now wow and how mundane are thou. Not this nor …

  • chezmoi commented on the post, scatter 6 years, 3 months ago

    Snow globes scatter, christmas wrappers., greasy gravy meaty splatter.

  • chezmoi commented on the post, season 6 years, 4 months ago

    Tis the season to be Jolly ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Christmas is lost.

  • chezmoi commented on the post, stir 6 years, 4 months ago

    Stir this crap around. Shake this chaotic town. Change it now! Action necessary, results bound.