My eyes were glued to the wall, I couldn’t believe what I was seeing! On the wall there was a poster, and I knew the picture like the back of my hand. It was my ass! You could even see the little fairy tattoo I […]
The attendant handed me my bag of peanuts and I immediately got outraged. PEANUTS?! Who the FUCK eats peanuts? I threw them back at the attendant and ran to the back, trying to hide my true disappointment.
Last night, I ate the most exquisite gopher I have ever had before. His name was Goldy, and he said he lived in some weird place called Minnesota. Where the fuck is that? Either way, he was amazing. I need to go […]