• handsome is as handsome does. why does it bother, young tadpole? you will answer every question with a squirt of vanity and eventually it will transform you into something grotesque. there, there. we all do it. sickening little creatures.

  • I thought this was painted. I never used the word “pained” because pain means bread in French and so this to me means breaded ooooo yeah Cici’s Pizza okay I feel like a hibernating bear. Painted hyroglyphics. Bears? No, they don’t have thumbs, silly. If I were made to a maid and mad as a hat I would not care about capitalization, but being as it…[Read more]

  • Game: a game is a gam plus “me” is “e” and they have only one have psychologue is a game avec les cerveaux et maintenant, c’est difficile a jouer.

  • available is a word like no other because it means to be free: open space sea now it’s open open open filled with teddy bears stuffing now Christmas trees lights now open open open light sea beautiful

  • I was presented with a fact today. My cat died. No not my cat my family’s cat. No not my family’s but my host family’s. I miss that cat already. I thought I heard it at my door this morning. Now I know better. My mind was playing tricks on me already.

  • All I’ve been thinking is that I hope I don’t get the word “satisfy” again. I don’t like the way it looks. It looks like a snake whore. A snake whore without any clothes on. And I don’t have that kind of money.

  • I love the way my brain turns round and round like a carousel cruising in bike shorts. But I hate bike shorts. It’s an awkward life in satisfaction. Brains.