When I took the pills I hit the floor. No really. I hit the floor. Couldn’t feel my legs, they felt like wiggly noodles underneath me, and I could no longer support myself. I did a faceplant in the middle of the sidewalk and have a cut on my lip.
when I was in the dark room i saw a ghost. not a real ghost, but it was a real ghost. it’s name was maurice. I said hello maurice and he told me he liked to eat mustard, and his pet peeve was photography so that’s why he was haunting the dark room to destroy […]