The radius of the earth is large, however the radius of your brain is miniscule. Go die in a hole, fucker.
Wait! Baby, I love you – I’m sorry. I’m mean. Please don’t leave me, honey! Please! I love you so much, you’re not dumb, you’re amazing and brilliant and gorgeous……
please come…[Read more]
My papa is a bartender. He lets me sit at the countertop as he cleans the glasses for the night. He makes his own beer right in the back of the bar, and it’s always a special blend. This one has flowers in it, and it’s named Lyllian, after me, his little girl. I love my papa, and he loves me. Anyone who says bartending is just for the rough and…[Read more]