• Luke commented on the post, nominated 1 year, 4 months ago

    This pizza was nominated for the universe greatest. It was topped with maggots and pepperoni that was danced on by hairy old people barefooted and cooked for perfection. The tastiest thing I have ever eaten. Also, my s key does not work right I have to pound it really hard thanks to my 3-year-old.

  • Luke commented on the post, want 6 years, 10 months ago

    Don’t thing just wright, don’t think, stop thinking and right. BUT I DON’T WANT TO. I want to break free from the crowd. I want to shine. I want to be original. I want to be electrified. I want to sing and dance, […]

  • Luke commented on the post, assaults 6 years, 10 months ago

    peanut butter. Yeah I’m totally going to just put that there and wait until somebody tries to assault me for not fallowing the rules. Yeah, I’m kind of a jerk like that, but I don’t really care. I usually don’t […]

  • Luke commented on the post, cabinet 6 years, 11 months ago

    The object he was looking for was in the cabinet all the time. He looked everywhere but, but now it will belong to me because I found it. Finders keeper is my motto… Now how does this thing work, what does it do […]

  • Luke commented on the post, modem 6 years, 11 months ago

    She is the greatest creation. The nerd’s best girlfriend, she will do anything you want her too, She cooks, cleans, entertains and fixes everything. You name it this robot does everything.
    “Why doesn’t mine do […]

  • Luke commented on the post, soups 7 years ago

    What I did onetime when I was back in school. The kids used to pick on me a lot because I never fought back. They used to take my lunch try when I just sat down with my food and tell me to get lost. For two weeks […]

  • Luke commented on the post, seeds 7 years ago

    There was something hard when he bit into the watermelon. He stopped eating it and had a confused look on his face that made him look like a deer in a headlight. Then he spat out the seed that was in his mouth.

  • Luke commented on the post, emptying 7 years ago

    Take away my toys. Take away my cars. Take away my grandparents. Take away my siblings. Take away my friends. Take away my parents. take away everything. Start emptying my life.

  • Luke commented on the post, convict 7 years ago

    “Oh my dosh so now you can tell me that you lost all of that weight by drinking a bunch of lousy shakes, I don’t believe you!” Said the officer, “I know that you were there at the time of the crime working out at […]

  • Luke commented on the post, architecture 7 years ago

    I lost watching shows about buildings. I love to watch the ball take down giant, old and ugly building. There’s an architecture that builds beautiful buildings. I am going to be better then him someday. That’s why […]

  • Luke commented on the post, monitor 7 years, 1 month ago

    We watched as the space gladiators battled the zombie leagon saftely from the monitor. My father, Gram, says that it is safe to watch this battle from the monitor and we always root for the gladiators.
    “keep […]

  • Luke commented on the post, quest 7 years, 1 month ago

    I’m never going to give up on my dreams, This is my quest that I must do on my own. I will write a novel some day, and every body will enjoy reading it, and it will be about crackers and peanut butter. That is […]

  • Luke commented on the post, belief 8 years ago

    The magic that creates colors in nature helps me to wonder what more is waiting for me in life. I have this belief that there is more then I can see. Everything from microscopic to imaginary goes every second, every day.

  • Luke commented on the post, tangle 8 years, 4 months ago

    I found my game pad in a box. I picked it up and as I lifted a few other controllers along with other cords came along with it. When I investigated this supernatural situation. I realized that there was a ball of tangled cords in that box.

  • Luke commented on the post, chocolate 8 years, 4 months ago

    SQUIRREL!!! XD Happy VDAY EVERYONE! Hope your valentine give you plenty of Chocolate Squirrels for you adhd.

  • Luke commented on the post, chocolate 8 years, 4 months ago

    Chocolate was a gift to the old woman. Chocolate was her favorite and that is what she named her. Her sweet Chocolate. She found her as an orphan after a UFO sighting, and never told anybody in her village. Chocolate had a special gift of awesome powers that could blow your mind trying to explain […]

  • Luke commented on the post, suicide 8 years, 4 months ago

    I saw red, white and blue lights flashing in front of me. It was dark and there I was laying there in a pool of my own blood. There were photographs being taken, and the gun I used was being sealed into a plastic baggie. I sat in the couch in a catatonic state next […]

  • Luke commented on the post, boost 8 years, 4 months ago

    I couldn’t reach the rock. I reached at far as I could, but could not grab hold of the rock. I was getting tired. I needed to find another rock to give me a boost, or I will certainly fall.

  • Luke commented on the post, solved 8 years, 5 months ago

    I can’t think. This is the question that all of my friends lives are involved. I must solve this riddle. If I don’t they will be… Well I don’t want to think about what will happen if I this is not solved.

  • Luke commented on the post, furnace 8 years, 5 months ago

    I already wrote about this word before. I wonder when we well get a different word? I am tired of thinking about the word furnace. How often does these words change? Furnace is a thing that makes cold people very happy. I wonder how much longer after the timer stopped will it stop me from […]