• Little_Lion commented on the post, gypsy 3 months, 1 week ago

    They told me to stay away. They said she was a pikey. She’d use me and break my heart.

    Outraged I vented at home, sure that my plight would appeal to my mum’s inner social justice warrior. Her response was rather subdued, “Gypsies never stay in one place long, my love. Best not get too attached.”

    I didn’t listen. We found ourselves in…[Read more]

  • Little_Lion commented on the post, succeed 5 months, 1 week ago

    I really want to succeed but I set myself so many things to succeed at that I make failure inevitable. I am acutely aware of my fatal flaw but I can never quite bring myself to prioritise and focus on one or two important things at a time. Thus, I am destined to never truly succeed.

  • Little_Lion commented on the post, lighter 1 year, 8 months ago

    I couldn’t find a lighter at home so I drove through to see my Mum. I probably should have been to see her much earlier than now but I’d been busy. Or at least i’d told my.self i’d been busy. Anyway turns out she’s stopped smoking so she doesn’t have any lighters anymore. Sods law, that.

  • Little_Lion commented on the post, vote 7 years, 1 month ago

    Vote for me and I promise I won’t doom you to a life of slavery and violence. All the other candidates will. *smash* shit hypnotism isn’t gonna work for me. FREE CAKE!

  • Little_Lion commented on the post, reflex 9 years, 5 months ago

    My reflexive reaction is to be as cold as he is to me. BIG mistake. its quite funny really, you see i was upset because i was sure he would dump me because he was acting cold. He was acting cold because he thought i was going to dump him. So in the end he […]

  • Little_Lion commented on the post, trial 9 years, 6 months ago

    I stood in the witness box trembling. I had never been so nervous. i looked at the jury and felt the burn of their eyes piercing through my flesh. I resolved it was time to tell the truth for once.

  • Little_Lion commented on the post, depth 9 years, 6 months ago

    You cannot write an indepth essay without reading the book you are writing about… well i wouldn’t be trying to write an essay on a book i hadn’t read now would I? Unless revision has severly affected my head.

  • Little_Lion commented on the post, roller 9 years, 6 months ago

    She came thundering down the hill wearing her brand new roller blades. They gleamed a sleek black in the sunlight and drew the envy of all the neighbourhood kids. She felt on top of the world!