• I’ve never grasped the whole dating thing. The hanging out thing? Yes. But never has someone asked me on a date, picked me up, took me to dinner and after we walked and talked and held hands. Then drove me home to awkwardly attempt to kiss me with eventual success at my front step. That’s dating right?

  • She moved slow and frustratedly. Her head was slumped and her gaze was vacant. Fatigue was an understatement. She was utterly exhausted. No more marathons. Ever.

  • “Well aren’t you all high society!”

    “I’m wearing a suit…?”

    “You think you’re better than me cuz’ you can tie a tie?”

    “No… I think I’m better than you because I say ‘Because’ instead of ‘cuz’… They make clip on ties so you’d be fine in that department.”

  • This man claims to have never been to the defendant’s home. But I intend to prove without a shadow of a doubt that he has in fact been there many, many times. So many times, that he has his own key. That he used that key to enter the victims home undetected and murdered him in his sleep on the night in question.

  • laurenlauren28 commented on the post, think 6 years, 8 months ago

    It’s hard to think sometimes. Well I guess we’re always thinking. But I mean it’s hard to focus on one thing and think about one thing. Like cars, books, watermelons, cooking shows, handlebars, sparkles, smokes, fingers, weasels and burbank. All those words danced around in my head right after one another and I couldn’t just think about one of…[Read more]

  • She always knew she wanted to be a mother. She wasn’t always sure she needed a husband. I know that sounds sad. I’m not saying she didn’t want a partner and a father for her children. It’s just that every ‘Husband’ example she could think of from her life, seemed so very disappointing. But she of course wanted a big gorgeous wedding, so there was…[Read more]

  • laurenlauren28 commented on the post, wall 6 years, 8 months ago

    One of my wall’s was decorated with two big posters. One of all the flags from all the countries in the world. Beside it was Princess Peach from Super Mario, it had a big caption that said “You can do it!” I always took that as a warm encouraging statement to me about “I” being able to “do it” whatever “it” was. But years later I think I realized…[Read more]

  • A group of crows is called a murder. A big group of crows near by is scary enough already but now I have to know it’s called a MURDER!? I’m surrounded by a murder of crows. Everything’s fine. No big deal. Just me and a murder

  • A group of crows is called a murder. A big group of crows near by is scary enough already but now I have to know it’s called a MURDER!? I’m surrounded by a murder of crows. Everything’s fine. No big deal. Just me and a murder…

  • The features of this child look much like her fathers but are animated and twinkling like her mothers. She has a gorgeous sister with a smile that could light a city. The features of this child include a dimple on her left cheek, that comes out when she really laughs. Warm brown eyes that have seen this world many times over and a smile that is…[Read more]

  • laurenlauren28 commented on the post, swell 6 years, 8 months ago

    Well this is just swell. I got nothing today. Nope. Nada. Nothing. It’s swell.

  • laurenlauren28 commented on the post, baby 6 years, 8 months ago

    Baby is a word that scares my boyfriend. If I talk about a friends cute baby he gets all squirmy and says “Stop pressuring me!” If I get a stomach ache for any reason he’s like “Are you pregnant?!” It’s pretty funny to see him sweat.

  • “Please sign in,sir. All visitors must!”

    He took the clipboard in his hand and read the names before him, never to have been heard from again.

  • laurenlauren28 commented on the post, cool 6 years, 8 months ago

    The metal of the ring felt cool on her finger. The warmth inside her heart spread to the ring and before she knew it, it was as if she’d had the ring on her whole life.

  • laurenlauren28 commented on the post, ahead 6 years, 8 months ago

    I’ve heard people say to try not to get ahead of yourself. Living too far in the future or in the past doesn’t allow you to be here, right now in the present…

    Of course that’s hard to do because throughout childhood everyones says “think about your future!” and “Plan ahead.” or they say “think about your mistakes, learn from them.”

    Make…[Read more]

  • “It’s up to me now.” he said as he took the sword and held it in his hand. The blade catching the light of the moon.

    “It is a great responsibility, my son.” The old man said as he struggled to hold back the pain.

    “I won’t let you down, Father. I swear to it. Til my last dying breath.” said Robert

    The old man smiled and closed his eyes as…[Read more]

  • The musical brought the man to his knees, weeping. He was so tough and strong but hearing those beautiful words in that beautiful song, telling a story that seemed like it was from a page of his own life- It filled him to the brim.

  • laurenlauren28 commented on the post, real 6 years, 8 months ago

    Real*

    *My contain artificial ingredients.

  • laurenlauren28 commented on the post, visit 6 years, 8 months ago

    The last time I visited her, her eyes showed she was somewhere else. I knew she was in there, some where. Unable to come out to be with me as she was lost and wondering inside.

    I painted her nails and combed her hair. I sat with her, with my head on her shoulder. I like to think the smallest little bit of her left knew it was me. Knew I was…[Read more]

  • I failed “applied math 10” in 10th grade. 47% which meant I passed “remedial math 10” with a 64%.

    I don’t really get that math?? I mean clearly, I don’t get math to begin with, but I REALLY don’t get THAT math… Yay, I passed?!