• k.lo commented on the post, montage 8 years, 2 months ago

    I really like movie montages. They cram all the best parts of a bunch of semi-great movies into a 2 minute bit. What’s not to love?!

  • k.lo commented on the post, canteen 8 years, 3 months ago

    We just had this word the other day, and I didn’t love it then. Canteen shmanteen panteen pro-v.

  • k.lo commented on the post, canteen 8 years, 3 months ago

    Sometimes when I drink out of a canteen it makes me nervous that the water has been sitting in it too long. What if mold grows and you can’t see it? Gross. Thankfully, the only mold I consume is blue cheese.

  • k.lo commented on the post, torch 8 years, 3 months ago

    Torch rhymes with porch which rhymes with can I get another word to write about?

  • k.lo commented on the post, booth 8 years, 3 months ago

    I was drawn to the darkest corner of the darkest booth in the restaurant. I asked for soup and a hunk of crusty bread. As the salty steam wafted to my nose, I knew I was in soup heaven.

  • k.lo commented on the post, thief 8 years, 3 months ago

    He was a thief of my heart. Squeezing and pumping the blood into the street, as he stole away with a dish and a spoon. If only he’d have taken my brain, and I would have forgotten to hurt.

  • k.lo commented on the post, pretzel 8 years, 3 months ago

    I like large, soft pretzels with salt and mustard. I would probably like them best with buffalo sauce. But I do not like little pretzels. I think they taste like cardboard. Those honey mustard ones are pretty good. Edible at least. TAKE THEM OUT OF CHEX MIX! Thanks.

  • k.lo commented on the post, domestic 8 years, 3 months ago

    How boring to be domestic. You just want me to clean all day and do chores? I am not a creature of domesticity.