• kommie97 commented on the post, wealthy 6 years, 1 month ago

    Shall we?

    Indooobididly! Let’s shall.

    Oh, Chauncey, don’t forget your monocle nor your top hat lest you are in wont of the perception of a commoner.

    Oh, haHA! Too right.

  • kommie97 commented on the post, captivate 6 years, 1 month ago

    Held in the cell. Hidden from the rest of the world. This recluse became captivated by the flicker of his computer screen. He thought that he was being social on social, but it turns out he was only speaking to false selves.

  • kommie97 commented on the post, vapor 6 years, 1 month ago

    Steam rose into her nostrils. With each droplet of water coating her nasal passages, she couldn’t help but think that the vapor couldn’t get past the booger blockage. So much for Mucinex or Vicks.

  • kommie97 commented on the post, dot 6 years, 1 month ago

    The spec. It gets larger. Oh, dear. That spec is now a dot. Faster and faster, here it comes. SPLAT! On my head. Ouch.

    Egg drop experiments are not safe to walk through.

  • kommie97 commented on the post, secluded 6 years, 3 months ago

    In a musty basement or in the highest tower of the fanciest castle, being alone can be good. Being secluded for too long, however can lead to insanity.

  • kommie97 commented on the post, oblique 6 years, 3 months ago

    Stretch. Bend. Pull. HARDER! [Snap] OW!!!!!!

    Never work out before stretching, your obliques have now paid the price.

    – Your Middle School Gym Teacher

  • kommie97 commented on the post, wafer 6 years, 3 months ago

    Kneel. Prepare yourself. You are about to receive that which I will give to you. You have been trained. You have taken the right classes. Silence. Remember to be grateful for what you are about to receive. Now, take it. Take your first communion wafer.

  • kommie97 commented on the post, casting 6 years, 3 months ago

    In a large loft style room with scattered posters a nervous teenager entered a casting office filled with other nervous people. Looking around, she had no idea if they’d like her. They all looked professional. She was chopped liver. But her dog, Spot, was the perfect dog would for the Kibbles and Bits commercial. This could be Spot’s big break.

  • kommie97 commented on the post, plays 6 years, 7 months ago

    The plays we make affect others and their lives. Whether in the open or in a cloak-and-dagger fashion, what you do, the decisions you make ultimately impact those around you. So then, the question really is what is it that you want to do and do you care about others? The golden rule must apply.

  • kommie97 commented on the post, salesman 6 years, 7 months ago

    Sell, sell, sell! I must sell you everything at the highest price I can get out of you! Also, if anything is wrong with the product, it’s not my fault, it’s theirs! Hug me, love me! Hate them, I’ll set it right for you because I’m a salesman. There’s no such thing as the Death of a Salesman, I’m like a cockroach inside of a twinkie. I’ll be here…[Read more]

  • kommie97 commented on the post, claims 6 years, 7 months ago

    What are your claims, sir? Do you have any evidence to suggest that this is entirely plausible? Reasonable? Worth our efforts? This is not a place to simply spout off your mouth with whatever ideas pass the recesses of your mind, this is a business, sir!

  • kommie97 commented on the post, husband 6 years, 7 months ago

    You need to find yourself a good husband and settle down. A good provider. A good looking, handsome gentleman who is as comfortable chopping down trees as he is discussing politics at a dinner party downtown. One that’s aggressive, but very gentle and kind. A suitcase filled with opposites.

  • kommie97 commented on the post, systems 6 years, 7 months ago

    Systems. We need systems. More systems. Less systems. What’s the system? Is it in this box? Are there lights? Can we plug it into a vox? Oh, it’s that system, not the other system.

  • kommie97 commented on the post, features 6 years, 7 months ago

    The feature event isn’t the only event going on at the feature. Look around, see the show that unfolds around the feature. There’s the real feature. The personalities and reactions and costumes of everyone at the Monster Truck Show.

  • kommie97 commented on the post, swell 6 years, 7 months ago

    Gee golly, isn’t that just swell? It’s a well in the shape of an ‘s’. It’s ‘ell for the cockneye with a lisp. It’s an swe trying to move by but blocked by two II. Applelle

  • kommie97 commented on the post, cool 6 years, 7 months ago

    The night was cool. No, the night was slightly warm, but not enough to need a jacket. What if if was slightly misty. The night was misty, yet warm, but not warm enough to need a coat. But don’t you need a coat if it’s misty. Welcome to writer’s block.

  • kommie97 commented on the post, musical 6 years, 7 months ago

    Sing, song, sing. Let the music ring. Life is a musical, yet we deny the song in our everyday. Leave it to a professional. View or hear it and keep your silence. No, let your song be heard everyday by everyone.

  • kommie97 commented on the post, applied 6 years, 7 months ago

    He grabbed his suit, his tie and his best demeanor. Today I will go to the interview of which I have applied. Today is the day that I will earn a job, earn my keep and become human again after years of unemployment. With his suit and tie on, he stepped into the office. You’re hired. A handshake. Then he’s handed a mop and bucket. Get to work.

  • kommie97 commented on the post, sweep 6 years, 8 months ago

    Sweeping change is coming for the Swiffer. It’s a sweeping action that also sucks as it sweeps. The tiny molecules in the floor now forceably removed with the greatest of ease.

  • kommie97 commented on the post, size 6 years, 8 months ago

    Being small or being tall, the package remains the same. What’s inside your size is what matters. Never be tall or small, be the size you were meant to be, that you want to be.