• Javier Shopek commented on the post, loss 7 years, 6 months ago

    i suppose it is your loss
    you’ll realize it while you floss
    those yellowing teeth
    after eating that meat
    cooked in garlic and pepper sauce

  • Javier Shopek commented on the post, pony 7 years, 7 months ago

    Some people enjoy pony meat
    Salty, sour, savory, sweet,
    Tender flesh medium rare
    The tail, the ear, the hoof to spare,
    In some places even those are quite a treat.

  • Javier Shopek commented on the post, rally 8 years ago

    together they went for the rally
    to preserve the right to sit in dark alleys
    the people were trying to change their ways
    but the cats knew they were there to stay
    both domestic and stray
    to break records that men could never tally

  • Javier Shopek commented on the post, elastic 8 years, 1 month ago

    i once knew a woman quite elastic
    she could mould herself like plastic
    when playing about
    her limbs would stretch out
    resulting in a display of treasures fantastic.

  • Javier Shopek commented on the post, bow 8 years, 2 months ago

    so long, fare thee well for now
    when i’m back i wont look like a cow
    i will probably drink gallons of beer
    but daily swims may lessen my fears,
    oh well, i will now leave you with a jig and a bow.

  • Javier Shopek commented on the post, wade 8 years, 2 months ago

    across the lake i began to wade
    starting point began to fade
    tadpoles lurked in the shade
    mossy waters green and jade
    vines tangled up in braids
    fishermen smoke gamble and trade.

  • Javier Shopek commented on the post, lust 8 years, 2 months ago

    a lady well known in the nation
    for her skills in the fine art of copulation
    men would lust after her expertise
    sometimes direct sometimes a tease
    her different moods induced different sensations.

  • Javier Shopek commented on the post, morals 8 years, 2 months ago

    my moral code is set in its ways
    i will drink till the end of my days
    i must indulge in many a vice
    without thinking twice
    find lovers from here till far away.

  • Javier Shopek commented on the post, failed 8 years, 2 months ago

    there was once a failure in Peru
    quite pathetic, he knew not what to do
    never tried to do right
    or climb out of his plight
    just sat proud with his face in his shoe.

  • Javier Shopek commented on the post, held 8 years, 3 months ago

    some things have a hold on me
    cute furry creatures, the untamed sea
    tales of knights and elves and magic
    tv shows, so bad they are tragic
    aroma of freshly baked bread too hot to eat
    the thought of someone who i’d like to meet.

  • Javier Shopek commented on the post, wonder 8 years, 3 months ago

    i wonder about certain things,
    such as alcohol, and the joy it brings
    followed by a morning of pain
    feeling tired and drained
    every week, its the same tune we sing.

  • Javier Shopek commented on the post, train 8 years, 3 months ago

    there was once a lady in Maine
    who exclusively traveled by train
    while waiting for her station
    she enjoyed the rhythmic vibrations
    till she discovered greater pleasures by plane.

  • i cannot help but embrace
    the size the texture the salty taste
    the minute you touch my lips
    i know i am ill equipped
    to handle this intense sensation,
    bacon, you give me such elation.

  • Javier Shopek commented on the post, rise 8 years, 3 months ago

    neither too strong nor too wise
    he had no chance to rise
    above the others in the crowd
    never made his parents proud
    when he finally decided to go explore
    he tripped and fell on the floor.

  • the old raccoon taught the young cubs
    how to stay alive in the human hubs
    give the late night lovers a fun scare
    hiss and claw at anyone who dares
    to try and steal their juicy meal
    of week old trash, tasty and congealed.

  • Javier Shopek commented on the post, corner 8 years, 3 months ago

    There is only one corner in that room
    The room is old, you can smell the fumes
    sixty degree angle where both ends meet
    wallpaper peeling at the edge due to the heat
    On the right hangs a picture of a bride and groom.

  • Javier Shopek commented on the post, plaid 8 years, 3 months ago

    the pensive penguin sat in the shade
    wearing a bowtie of red plaid
    thinking thoughts of juicy worms
    of tasty treats spiked with germs
    waiting for his dinner to get made

  • Javier Shopek commented on the post, radio 8 years, 3 months ago

    little sam seems to always know
    the next song on the radio
    what will be the next great single
    a happy tune an upbeat jingle
    then he’ll bob his head and wiggle his toe

  • she asked me to carry her backpack
    i’m sure something was alive in that sack
    a bag full of babies
    or wild dogs with rabies
    i was nervous to find out in our shack.

  • There was once a lady who had quite a face
    of beauty and elegance it had not a trace
    small eyes long nose and lips quite large
    the sum of the parts, like a photo montage
    but she was still proud, stood tall with grace.