• jasontx commented on the post, teeth 6 years, 8 months ago

    The teeth were enormous. Glistening pearls of crushing power, wet with saliva. Piercing canines loomed in the wings…the dentist’s magnifying handheld camera is a terrifying tool when used improperly.

  • jasontx commented on the post, fawn 6 years, 8 months ago

    It’s so sad about Fawn. Did you hear about her roommate? Seduced by some crazy fraternity brothers last weekend. How embarrassing.

  • jasontx commented on the post, begin 6 years, 9 months ago

    “And so it begins,” she said. “Don’t start this again,” he sighed, “We just finished.”

  • jasontx commented on the post, spa 6 years, 9 months ago

    Daisy’s Spa. Site of rumored debauchery in St. Roberts, Missouri for decades. Despite being placed ‘off-limits’ to the Soldiers of Fort Leonard Wood, the business somehow perseveres.

  • jasontx commented on the post, half 6 years, 10 months ago

    “Too smart by half, young man,” she scolded. The old woman had a grudging respect for deviousness and cleverness, but she hated to be shown up at her own game.

  • jasontx commented on the post, banks 6 years, 10 months ago

    There’s no way to tell who banks there. The doors are concealed behind the ATM machine. It could be anyone, or noone at all.

  • jasontx commented on the post, concept 6 years, 10 months ago

    That’s the concept. Do you smell what I’m stepping in? I’m trying to get you to see things my way so that we can complete this job. If we spend all day arguing about it, nothing will get done, so just listen to […]

  • jasontx commented on the post, auxiliary 6 years, 11 months ago

    The entire Ladies Auxiliary was sitting in the shade, uniforms in disarray, as Boy Scouts tried to cool them off with improvised fans.

  • jasontx commented on the post, bandages 6 years, 11 months ago

    Wrapping the bandages around his arm, the sense of regret and foolishness set in. “There’s another scar to add to the collection,” he thought. “Will I ever learn?”

  • jasontx commented on the post, suggestion 6 years, 11 months ago

    You already told me to do that. If I wanted it bad enough, I would have finished it by now. But you see, I’d rather read about this guy’s icebox full of plums. Or tie a bracelet from parachute cord. Anything but […]