• marmaladepark commented on the post, flare 8 years, 3 months ago

    If I send up a flare will you rescue me. Maybe a differently shaped trouser would attract more attention. Yes, I know this only works as a spoken pun

  • chocolate chocolate chocolate say it loud and it’s almost like something from West Side Story that I can’t quite remember the words to. Say it soft and it’s almost like praying. I try not to eat chocolate but today I had a Jacobs orange club biscuit thing – it was a nostalgia thing. They were […]