• Hank commented on the post, eligible 4 years, 6 months ago

    Hello, sir! Today I’m emailing you to let you know that you are eligible for our free trial of the brand new apple iwatch. You may have heard that it can tap into your brain and control your thoughts but I cannot tell you how wrong you are. With this free trial you’ll be able to see first hand how efficient, useful, and smart this little piece…[Read more]

  • Hank commented on the post, globe 4 years, 6 months ago

    Globe. A spinning rock through space. We’re currently on a rock orbited by a smaller rock while we’re all orbiting a flaming ball that is orbiting a much larger black hole. And even with that, we could be orbiting more. Or we could be flying off into the nothingness.

  • Hank commented on the post, rented 4 years, 6 months ago

    We rented a small, one bedroom apartment just up the street from the old church. It had a clear view of the bay and was only a short walk to the nearest underground station. The trees fluttered around it comfortably and I could feel, for the first time, a sense of inner peace.

  • Hank commented on the post, venice 4 years, 7 months ago

    Venetian architecture surrounds me, providing an Italian façade.

  • Hank commented on the post, fiery 4 years, 7 months ago

    Guy Fiery
    a god among men
    a god among gods
    a man among chefs
    a chef among men
    Guy Fiery

  • Hank commented on the post, speaking 4 years, 7 months ago

    “This is your captain speaking.

    AND THIS IS YOUR CAPTAIN SHOUTING.”

  • Hank commented on the post, trails 4 years, 8 months ago

    We have been exploring trails up and around these hills for hours.

  • Hank commented on the post, caramel 4 years, 8 months ago

    I work in a candy store, this is such weird timing. Caramel is littered around the store, on shelves, in displays, in boxes. EVERYWHERE. I have had enough caramel for one lifetime just within the past month I’ve been here.

  • Hank commented on the post, denim 4 years, 9 months ago

    Denim jeans. Or denim genes. Which sounds more appealing? Leg protection or skin made of denim. I think the answer is obvious.

  • Hank commented on the post, grove 4 years, 9 months ago

    I crawled out of the grove. It was filling with water at alarming rates. I picked up the sword, now covered in dirt, and cut my way through the foliage, progressing forward.

  • Hank commented on the post, stitches 4 years, 9 months ago

    Stitches. So many stitches. It really was not my best idea to ride off of the roof and into my pool on my bike. I guess I’m getting what I deserve.

  • Hank commented on the post, failing 4 years, 9 months ago

    Failing is the most absolutely terrifying thing I can imagine.

  • Hank commented on the post, stood 4 years, 9 months ago

    He stood on the hill, watching over the lights of the town. It seemed so serene, considering the apocalypse was raining down upon the world. The lights flickered, the screams were distant, but it all felt so nice and relaxed. It all flowed together, the destruction and beauty.

  • Hank commented on the post, grateful 4 years, 9 months ago

    Be grateful I’m not trying to actually kill anyone. With a day like the one I’ve had, it’s the least you can do. Though I’m not too keen on keeping it that way if you keep this up.

  • Hank commented on the post, hardly 4 years, 10 months ago

    It hardly seemed like an issue compared to the overall problem. People die every day, whats one more in the name of science?

  • Hank commented on the post, oak 4 years, 10 months ago

    The old oak tree stood solemnly in the valley. It was an old escape of mine. My friends and I used to go there whenever it rained or snowed. We loved that old oak tree.

  • Hank commented on the post, frown 4 years, 10 months ago

    Frown town
    downtown
    low down
    clown sound
    Motown
    Old mound
    Run down

  • Hank commented on the post, decadence 5 years, 1 month ago

    Not feeling too creative this morning. Can’t think of anything interesting or new, sorry.

  • Hank commented on the post, stalling 5 years, 1 month ago

    Stalling. It’s a great word. But what are you actually stalling? I mean it could be anything. It could be a word or a statement or an object or really anything. Anything can be. For instance, this entire time I’ve been stalling an actual use of the word.

  • Hank commented on the post, sly 5 years, 1 month ago

    “You sly dog”