• Emily commented on the post, divider 4 years, 10 months ago

    I think i need to invest in a sort of three ring binder divider except for my life. Do they make those? someone should make those, they would probably get really rich. I would buy a lot of those. I need to learn how to compartmentalize.

  • Emily commented on the post, leveled 4 years, 10 months ago

    Today my professor told me to try and see the world in a “more levelheaded way.” I know I was crying in her office convinced I was failing her class at the time, but I still don’t really understand why she said that. My head is very round and bulbous and not level at all thank you.

  • Emily commented on the post, headband 4 years, 10 months ago

    My sister says I would look good in a headband. Like it would fit my secret aesthetic of hippie woodland creature. I think she’s getting me a three pack of them probably for christmas, which is kind of a shame because I don’t really feel like wearing stuff to keep my giant bulging brain in all the time.

  • Emily commented on the post, rivalry 4 years, 10 months ago

    Rivalry is something that happens between siblings. Not always though. I don’t usually fight with my siblings over love interests. Sometimes though. But not really. But sometimes a little bit if they’re really cute. By that I mean…I don’t know what I mean by that.

  • Emily commented on the post, outsourced 4 years, 10 months ago

    I’m thinking one of these days I’m gonna have to outsource all the talking about me that I do. I cant keep up with the number of times a day I say “I” anymore. maybe thats what relationships are for. Therapists also.

  • Emily commented on the post, venice 4 years, 10 months ago

    Venice sounds like a nice place to be right now. I cant tell if I think that because I’ve been taught to think that or if i really just thought it on my own. It probably isn’t a very nice place to be at all, but if it’s sinking less than i feel like drowning maybe I can cut my losses.

  • Emily commented on the post, cub 4 years, 10 months ago

    I was thinking about polar bear cubs earlier. They are so cute and dumb and perfect. They will grow up to be fierce predators desperately trying to sustain themselves in the ever changing climate they must survive in. Really what I was thinking about was calling you, but you don’t actually want to talk to me anymore so I think its probably easier this way.

  • Emily commented on the post, fiery 4 years, 10 months ago

    fiery is a funny word. I tried to pronounce it in a french way in my head when i read it just now. I think the french way is probably the same as the english way. thats really ironic, seeing as how the french and the english have been having a giant pissing contest for at least forever now.

  • Emily commented on the post, fort 4 years, 10 months ago

    I saw a video about how asexual peoples’ idea of fun times in bed is building a pillow fort. I dont understand why you cant also have sex in the pillow fort. is it going to fall down? are your pillow fort making skills the real problem here? I’m asexual too though. I’m just insecure about my fort building abilities.

  • Emily commented on the post, bargain 4 years, 10 months ago

    In young adult novels people bargain with god when they feel desperate. I think thats pretty silly when you can bargain with other people and at least get a response. I don’t believe in god so who am I to say really. I just think people like talking more.

  • Emily commented on the post, tofu 4 years, 10 months ago

    Tofu is not my favorite food. Given the sorry state of the universe right now I really don’t think my opinion on tofu matters to anybody. Entropy is increasing or so they say.

  • Emily commented on the post, ingredients 4 years, 10 months ago

    A lot of different ingredients go into people. Mostly its good stuff, like nice eyes, or being a good hugger, but sometimes bad stuff slips in there and then it gets cooked and then theres not really anything you can do about it. People are like pies in that way.

  • Emily commented on the post, speaking 4 years, 11 months ago

    sometimes when I am about to speak I forget I have a voice. Not in the way where I forget about my own personal agency and ability to enforce positive change in the world, but in the way where I forget I have vocal cords. My therapist says that’s called dissociation.

  • Emily commented on the post, complicated 4 years, 11 months ago

    “Why’d you have to go and make things so complicated?” I said that. Avril Lavigne said it first so if you’re going to quote us you should probably credit her. But I just want you to know that I said it also.