• Emily commented on the post, ticket 8 years, 2 months ago

    What’s my ticket in? What is the literal asset I need to metaphorically have torn on the perforation by the doorman?

  • Emily commented on the post, violent 8 years, 3 months ago

    Perfect word today- I just feel like thrashing around and getting away from my house because srsly SO FUCKING OVER IT SOOOOOOOOO OVER IT. All of you, stay AWAY unless you’re going to be nice as heck to me. Or feed me ice cream. With windy palm trees and shit.

  • Emily commented on the post, trophy 8 years, 3 months ago

    Trophy wife.
    Shiny life.
    Little strife.
    Sharp bite.

  • Emily commented on the post, sticks 8 years, 3 months ago

    “Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me.” This is one of the most untrue statements ever uttered, and compared to some topics, I’ll take the sticks and stones.

  • Emily commented on the post, cigarette 8 years, 3 months ago

    My brother started smoking cigarettes when he started getting ready for the Marines. They would all smoke after rough PT. How much sense does that make? You might need those lungs where ever you end up.

  • Emily commented on the post, etiquette 8 years, 3 months ago

    Is etiquette all it’s cracked up to be? More specifically, was it worth it, oneword.com, to post a word that sucks to spell? Thanks for that.

  • Emily commented on the post, plague 8 years, 3 months ago

    It was one of the more strenuous plagues of my short twenty-one years of life. Summers that dragged one every day and flew by every night. It was like when you’re trying to fast forward or rewind to part of a song on your iPod, but you can never get it just right.

  • Emily commented on the post, straw 8 years, 3 months ago

    The straw for my drink was too big. It felt inappropriate to drink from it in front of children. I didn’t realize they sold shakes AND porn.

  • Emily commented on the post, expecting 8 years, 3 months ago

    I don’t know what I was expecting, but it wasn’t this. I don’t know if I was expecting more or less, better or worse, but I know it was something completely different than what stands in front of me right now. I wasn’t expecting you this way.

  • Emily commented on the post, chores 8 years, 3 months ago

    The chores lined up in front of him weren’t those one would usually read off a list. It was questionable whether they were vanilla enough to even be called chores at all.

  • Emily commented on the post, maroon 8 years, 3 months ago

    Maroon was her favorite color, which was disgusting. But her taste matched her drapery, her furnishings, her furniture, and her wardrobe. All of it was maroon and sour.

  • Emily commented on the post, cast 8 years, 3 months ago

    Who cast me in this role? I’m pretty sure I tried out for a different character. Someone brave enough to go dance in that spotlight. Someone not me.

  • Emily commented on the post, stem 8 years, 3 months ago

    Brains grow on stems. New petals of knowledge form each day while withered memories fall away with time.