• elleow commented on the post, firearm 5 years, 4 months ago

    The firearm does not mean I quite literally have fire breathing, roaring out of my arm. Unfortunately. Because that would be awesome. I have hardly any experience with firearms. Maybe I should go use my gun rights.

  • elleow commented on the post, shorthand 7 years ago

    I wish people stil wrote i shorthand today, but it is not really necessary. We have too much technology. Still, it seems kind of a waste now for the people that took the time to learn, maybe they are all dead now. […]

  • elleow commented on the post, scorn 7 years, 1 month ago

    No one should face a woman’s scorn. It’s deadly.

  • elleow commented on the post, bitten 7 years, 1 month ago

    Bitten by desire she was. Not desire for earthly pleasures. Or things of the present. Bitten in hopes of the future. Everything leads to what will follow. What will come.

  • elleow commented on the post, puddle 7 years, 1 month ago

    Gemima Puddle Duck. She was cute duck that waddled and swished her tail. She really liked puddles, especially the muddy ones. Cute little puddle duck.

  • elleow commented on the post, catcher 7 years, 1 month ago

    The Catcher and the Rye. I have always wanted to read that book. It’s supposed to be really good. I don’t know if I would like it though. I’ll put it on my list. What else? The Tale of Two Cities.

  • elleow commented on the post, medical 7 years, 3 months ago

    The medical profession is weird. They make a lot of money and wear funny clothes. I wonder how many people are actually in it because they truly want to help people that are sick… walk them through the process […]

  • elleow commented on the post, clue 7 years, 3 months ago

    Get a clue man. Why do you torture me? Do you like me? What’s your problem? Hey! If you were actually nice to me I might be nice to you… Oh wait I already am. Sigh. The curse of being nice. Get a clue man.

  • elleow commented on the post, pony 7 years, 3 months ago

    The pony had a coat of many colors.

  • elleow commented on the post, butterfly 7 years, 3 months ago

    I saw a butterfly on the subway today. I thought it would get off at Bloomingdale’s and buy a hat, but it was a mistake, as most hats are.

  • elleow commented on the post, walls 7 years, 3 months ago

    and the walls came tumbling down. DOWNNNN at the battle of jericho. she sings in a gospely tone.

  • elleow commented on the post, orbit 7 years, 3 months ago

    The orbital spherical planet circled in an elliptical like fashion many of the luminous mattress dealers selling crap in space.

  • elleow commented on the post, camera 7 years, 3 months ago

    The camera clicked and captured the image, but only those that were there experienced the moment. The moment that changed lives forever. The moment he asked her to marry him.

  • elleow commented on the post, chief 7 years, 3 months ago

    the chief indian wannahockalugie was irritable because his son nemo left to work at mcdonalds.

  • elleow commented on the post, wagon 7 years, 3 months ago

    the wagon train was full of skillets, hope chests, beans, rice, and everything that would make them happy in their new life. little did they know that they would discard everything. one by one. until nothing was […]

  • elleow commented on the post, function 7 years, 3 months ago

    the function conjunction luncheon was crunching the trusting singing dinging acrobats to bat the black cats.

  • elleow commented on the post, odds 7 years, 3 months ago

    i am at odds with the even things in life. when everything is even, i sail along but i don’t learn anything. it is when the odds are at odds that i learn the most about myself and what God’s plan is for me.

  • elleow commented on the post, hoop 7 years, 3 months ago

    The hoop of opportunity was on fire. I was about to jump into it but I realized that I needed my fireproof suit on. I’m good now. Wonder woman to save the world.

  • elleow commented on the post, beehive 7 years, 3 months ago

    The beehive was full of honey. The little girl likes honey, so she went to the beehive for said honey. She got stung. It was worth it.

  • elleow commented on the post, hinge 7 years, 4 months ago

    what’s a hinge. well it’s on a door. it connects things together, but it’s flexible. it opens the door to new possibilities.