so oone day mills was calling apple and they were both having a terrible day so they just started talking about their love life. apple told him how she likes his glasses and mills told her how muc her liked her cow.
romance is the thing that makes apple really happy.. she needs mills tho. mills is her only lover in this entireworld and she cant have anyone else.. i mean.. their perfect for eachother.. they both like looong […]
one of apples hands is shorter than the other. She doesnt know what to do because she cant really grip her really expensive bigmac from McDonalds. It makes her really sad because she sees all of her other friends […]
as apple walked through the hallowed alley she was very scared of big foot coming her way. But of course she felt very safe with mills in (her) arms. but then mills ran away screaming like a little girl and she […]
apple makes posters every day of jacob mills. Its hard for her to resist because shes just so infatuated with him. shes wishes he would do the same thing for her. shes just wants to have fun thats all. but on the […]
apple likes to say entree when she orders her meals because she thinks it makes her really smart and she likes to seem cool around her friends and say what she thinks are big words. When apple tries to say big […]
apple wears her sunglasses at night so she can see the El Diablo. she gets really scared when she heres that so make sure not to say anything of that sort around her or shell get really scared and tell her mom. […]
apple likes to wear earrings while she eats her small little pears..but of course she never EVER wears her earrings while talking to Mills.. its just disrespect.. its like pointing at an italian.. or shaking your […]
apple loves to play in puddles in her spare time i mean… shes apple.. what do you expect her to do in her spare time besides play in puddles with mills.. its like the highlight of her day.. apple always looks […]
apple is heartached when mills is not in class. she feels like she is not even supposed to be here.. she feels like there is something missing in her life because she needs him to survive and vise versa.. You may […]
apple flips out when jacob mills eats her pinecones. i mean you have no idea what she does when mills takes her pinecones. Im just going to stop right here because you do NOT want to know………….. Goodbye..
allie has not yet payed for the insurance on her car. she needs to fix my dog. my dog has diabetes but he loves having a low calorie meal of pinecones with apple long.. but she doesnt deserve to have pinecones […]
apple likesto go to beauty pageants and watch all of the beautiful women.. she obsessesover their luxurious beauty. she cannot wait to be anolder woman and she be with those woman to juss spend a day with them and […]
when apple uses the word duration for continueing on something she gets very confused and asks her friends… so all im going to say my friends is that apple assists jacob mills in eating pinecones eveery single day
apple likes to have a brunch with all her friends on the weekend. but her favorite thing to have is not your regular old brunch…. and yes she does eat eith her friends but they are not regular old friends.. what […]
people are trying to be in with swing and out with the old fashion swag..evil people like the almighty aplle who likes to at people for a living and have no mercy on poor souls like the colbmeister who has no […]
apple walks around town thinking shes the ripest apple in the bunch. and what i have to say about that is heck no..she is the only apple i know that likes to eat alot of poo on the weekend and thats that.
apple and mills work on a crew in the middle of the ocean. they dont really like fish though. they would much rather eat a regular old pinecone to fullfill their taste buds. i feel bad for apple because she got […]